Today in the 21st century, we have a lot of ways to say one is going to have sex: Take the skin boat to tuna town Give the log to the beaver park the Plymouth into the garage of love mattress mambo Give her the old pickle tickle ride the baloney pony service the clam Sweep the chimney and you get the idea. There are many, MANY others. Some are quite creative. Well, by the 23rd and 24th centuries, there surely will be more euphemisms for doing the nasty that take into account the time period of the day. Maybe firing phasers or I'll be beaming her. Maybe climax will be called hitting warp speed. So what are your ideas?
Firing torpedoes... full spread. Sending in a landing party. Making First Contact. Breaching the Galactic Barrier. Ejecting the warp core. Oh, and the most obvious: "Going where no man has gone before!" References to pon farr or oo-mox are disqualified, though. That's just lazy.
Your Core Heats me... My Nacelle Powers Up... Warp Fields Folding, Wrapping 'round... Reaction Building Increasing... Vision blurred Spectral Shift... Utterance Indeterminant... One Word Identifiable "Engage"...
Docking sequence engaged. Loading the torpedo bays. Giving her all she's got. Entering the Neutral Zone. Cloaking the torpedo. Polishing the Romulan's Helmet. (TOS)
Don't come knockin' when the shuttle starts rockin' The Picard Manuever (being in 2 places at 1 time) Crazy Mugatu Love The Horta with 2 Backs Back Door Deltan
I was at a convention years ago, and I heard one guy say to another: "Damn! I'd like to do her in the Beta Quadrant!"
Docking at her starbase Feeding her tribbles after midnight Detonating the Constellation in the mouth of her Doomsday Machine Cleaning her antimatter injectors Assimilating her with your injection tubule
My frequencies are open, Mister Spock. Mister Scott, you have my conn. General Order 34 in the holodeck Finding his/her sword of Kahless
Except for "mattress mambo" (and its variant, "doing the horizontal mambo"), I've never heard any of those. I guess I need to get out more often.