Hello, all. If you haven't heard by now, Shatmandu's gone MIA and I've taken upon myself to keep his caption contests going in his absence. First up, let's salute...
For out overexplaining Data, our winner is...
Sometimes the best captions are the shortest ones and this winner is no exception to that rule...
And our two (three if you're counting by pictures) Photoshop winners...
Congrats, everybody. Since we don't have as many screen captures to choose from as many of the other caption contests, I'll let this run for two weeks unless Shatmandu comes back. Anyway, our first picture ties into Leadhead's caption quite nicely. In the second, McCoy tries to explain that it isn't the bridge that's crooked, it's the camera. Enjoy:
For out overexplaining Data, our winner is...
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"Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person."
Sometimes the best captions are the shortest ones and this winner is no exception to that rule...
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Spock: Gaila's Pregnant.
And our two (three if you're counting by pictures) Photoshop winners...
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Skirk, the worst Vulcan ever: "EAT SHIT, YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE HUMAN!!"
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"It's a RE-MAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Congrats, everybody. Since we don't have as many screen captures to choose from as many of the other caption contests, I'll let this run for two weeks unless Shatmandu comes back. Anyway, our first picture ties into Leadhead's caption quite nicely. In the second, McCoy tries to explain that it isn't the bridge that's crooked, it's the camera. Enjoy: