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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #7: Explanations

Rat Boy

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Hello, all. If you haven't heard by now, Shatmandu's gone MIA and I've taken upon myself to keep his caption contests going in his absence. First up, let's salute...

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For out overexplaining Data, our winner is...

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"Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person."

Sometimes the best captions are the shortest ones and this winner is no exception to that rule...

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Spock: Gaila's Pregnant.

And our two (three if you're counting by pictures) Photoshop winners...

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Skirk, the worst Vulcan ever: "EAT SHIT, YOU DIRTY COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE HUMAN!!"


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"It's a RE-MAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

Congrats, everybody. Since we don't have as many screen captures to choose from as many of the other caption contests, I'll let this run for two weeks unless Shatmandu comes back. Anyway, our first picture ties into Leadhead's caption quite nicely. In the second, McCoy tries to explain that it isn't the bridge that's crooked, it's the camera. Enjoy:

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Gaila: "Oh shit, it's my step-dad."

Kirk: "Step-dad?"

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Pike: "Now just what the hell were you doing with my step-daughter?"
 
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KIRK: PLEASE tell me you were green before we did it...for the love of everything decent!!!


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McCOY: STOP IT, JIM!!!

Captain Pike didn't eat your last box of Franken Berry, so leave the man alone and get back to sickbay!!!
 
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McCOY:Remember, Jim...this is a Queensbury Rules match, so NO KICKING OF THE NUTS.
 
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GALIA: It's my roomie!

KIRK: Wow! Just like in the movies!!! BoomChickaBowWow!

GALIA: Did you just say "BoomChickaBowWow"?

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MCCOY: Relax Jim, Captain Pike just asked you to report to the quartermaster and pick up a red shirt.
 
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Kirk: "C'mon, there's no reason for you to feel guilty! You're not betraying anyone! I happen to know she's boinking the Vulcan!"


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McCoy: "Okay, now just back off, Kirk! You're just a lowly cadet! Captain Pike here has been a starship captain for years! If there was any way to get her to take a couple more inches off that skirt, don't you think he would have already thought of it?"
 
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Gaila: "Oh no, it's my Uncle Kermit and Aunt Piggy!"

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Kirk: "I had this really long rant all built up, but for some reason the first picture in this contest has completely distracted me."
 
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Kirk: "You are using protection aren't you"?
Galia: "I thought you were". "It's too late now!" "Here comes my roomie".
 
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McCoy:
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Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
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Voila!
 
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Uhura (offscreen): "Gaila's the father of my baby."

Kirk: "I should go."

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McCoy: "Jim - why the hell aren't you wearing your Chargers jersey?"
 
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MCCOY: (whispering) Not yet, Jim. Wait for Pike to leave the ship.

KIRK: (whispering) Nero better hold up his end.
 
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Gaila: Oh, my roommate's back!

Kirk: All right!

Gaila: He's gay.

Kirk: I'm out.

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McCoy: Jim, stop distracting everyone, we barely made it to warp as it is!
 
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