Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I presume you have come up with new ways to give me a purple nurple as well as an atomic wedgie.

Proceed.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: The Doctor seems to have been correct.

You DO have a back molar that needs to come out.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "I'm writing a short story about a Vulcan, a Centauri and a Deltan. I'm calling them Moe, Larry and Curly."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "It would appear I have attained Pon Farr much too soon. I will be requiring assistance - from two of you."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk tried to show Spock his impersonation of 20th century singer Slim Whitman* by putting his balls in a Vice.

Spoiler: Slim Whitman*

The 1996 film Mars Attacks! features Whitman's rendition of "Indian Love Call" as a weapon against alien invaders

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if the three of you keep STARING AT ME.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOME ALONE X:

Lost in a New Timeline

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if you keep STARING AT ME.

 

[Sector 7]

Lil Spock had second thoughts about liking humans after seeing the caption contests at TrekBBS.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "I specifically said 'hold the onions'. I HATE ONIONS! Go make me another burger, and do it right this time."

 

[Alrik]

Lil Spock: "You may torment me all you like, because in a few short years, you will all be dead, and I will be the First Officer on a star ship. How is that superiority working out for you now?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: As I suspected.

You have been eating garlic and asparagus.

SECURITY!!! Get this man a bottle of Scope.

 

[cooleddie74]

LEAD BULLY: So, Spock...

are you going to join the rest of us this Halloween in dressing as the Beatles...

Or do we teach you a lesson?

 

[Mistral]

In the revised version, it was Kirk, not Pike, who ended up in "the Chair-thingy". Abrams just had a lighter hand when it came to story-telling.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: You have an excellently-kept set of teeth, Cadet.

Astonishing...considering the amount of unwashed female genitalia you regularly consume.

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Jim, you have foot in mouth disease."

McCoy: "Jim, when you told me you were going to eat Uhura, I thought you meant something else."

 

[Aragorn]

KIRK: Wow! That really is R2D2 in the debris field!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I'll inform Doctor McCoy that the side-effects are back.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:TASTES GREAT!!!!


SPOCK: No, Cadet.

Less...filling.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Dr. McCoy seems to have been correct, Jim.

You DO need to learn how to moderate your personal sexual fetishes.