Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 31, 2009.
Vulcan Bully: "Your mother is illogical."
Spock: (Deadpan) "Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played."
Spock: "Yes, that is an accurate representation of what my face looks like after I suck Uhura's cock."
Kirk: "Uhura's what?"
Can you see my filling?
KIRK: Red matter....thought it...was....a gumball.
SPOCK: Sucks to be you. (raises eyebrow)
Kirk: "Imma goin' super sayain!!!"
Spock: "Fascinating. I thought it was I that should be constantly shouting."
Kirk: "I can't hear you over the sound of my shouting. I'm not quite awesome yet."
"My god! I've been blinded by a lens flare!"
"Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person."
Spock: "She may be a whore, but your fathers prefer the swarthy rent boys down by the pier."
Spock: "If you feelin' amphibious, JUMP."
Young Spock knew he could never consider himself human when his mother forced him to sing lead for Spockie and the Logicians.
Spock: "Father, T'Ito is singing off-key again."
<Sarek takes T'Ito aside, slaps him roughly, then pushes him back in line.>
Sarek: "Do that again, I'll euthanize your sehlat."
SPOCK: I am a elasomer and you are an adhesive. Your insults rebound off my body and bond to yours.
Li'lSpock: Psst! Yes, in the front row... wearing the "rock paper scissors lizard Spock" shirt... can I have some of your Milk Duds?
Kirk: "I WILL NOT ALLOW US TO GO BACKWARDS!!!"
Chekov: "Keptain, ze block hole iz pulling us back towards it."
Kirk: "Ok, bad example."
Lil Spock: I do not wish to join you as an alterboy. Father S'Haughnessy gives me the creeps.
Most awkward idea for a Beatles album cover EVER.
Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru...but never mastered the blue jeans zipper.
Kirk: "DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!"
Spock: "Yes, and I can smell the odor of the garlic mashed potatoes coming out of your mouth."
Spock: I see the ship's Lawn Darts team's aim is improving.
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