Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

[Starbreaker]

45 years of Star Trek has been erased!!!!

 

[Sector 7]

I swear! I don't know who took your bicycle!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: What's wrong Jim?

KIRK: Thanks to your idiot older self's mind meld, I know what I'll look like in 40 years!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Gaila's Pregnant.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Young Spock: "Patience my ass I want to frag these fuckers!"

Spock: "A word of advise, don't let Sulu see you doing that"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "You are calling me human?"
Asswipes: "Affirmative."
Spock: "I see. If I were human, I would drag one of you down into my bowl, kick his dirty ass, pull his skirt over his head, and go spelunking in his lower intestines with a big, veiny boner. You still wanna call me human, bitches?"
<Asswipes back away slowly, then run and tell.>

 

[cooleddie74]

Hi...I'm the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the legendary Martha Raye...

THE BIGMOUTH!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: This is your 35th attempt to atomic-wedgie me and swipe my lunch money.

 

[Aragorn]

Spock: "You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl... it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, T'Douche? But hey, accidents can happen... just ask my mom about Sybok."

Spock: "My response was similar to yours when I first visited TrekBBS, though a bit more internal."

 

[Sector 7]

Spock: "You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl... it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, T'Douche? But hey, accidents can happen... just ask my mom about Sybok."

Awesome quote from one of my favorite movies. I wish I had thought of it! I got a creepy chill reading this caption with this pic.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK You are late. My two o'clock bullies group is already here, you will have to reschedule.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Whatever you plan to do to me, I will NOT help you cheat and pass you the answers to your Kolinahr pop quizzes.

 

[cooleddie74]

Medical science had grown by astounding leaps and bounds by the year 2258...but a wisdom toothache was STILL a wisdom toothache.

 

[Sector 7]

SPOCK: Have you ever seen a naked Vulcan man before, Jimmy?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Have you ever seen a naked Vulcan man before, Jimmy?

KIRK: What? Sorry, I was looking at a naked Human woman.

UHURA: Gotta get that lock fixed.

 

[M'Sharak]

It was at that moment that the jalapeños kicked in for real and Kirk saw the
magnitude of the error he had made in passing on the offered sour cream.

 

[LeadHead]

Bullies: You're a freak of nature.
Spock: By bullying me, you are proving to be more human than me.
Bullies: Wait- that's not- (Bullies begin to cry)
Spock: Why didn't I think of that years ago?

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't you EVER bring up that PRINCESS DIARIES movie again!!!!

That is a violation of the convention regarding treatment of officers and cadets aboard a Starfleet vessel!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Wait a moment, guys...

I'll be finished with this urinal in a moment.

 

[Sector 7]

Lil Spock: You are 10 minutes early. The Smackdown begins promptly at 4:00 p.m.

Lil Spock: Do not make me angry. You will not like me when I am angry.

[My very first photoshop attempt. Please be gentle. I used Paint.]