Star Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Speak Softly And Carry A Big Robau

[Shatmandu]

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Nero: "I live for dance, I KILL FOR DANCE!" <does jazz hands>

 

[cooleddie74]

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The...the Urine Nebula...nobody told me...


It's...BEAUTIFUL!!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Nero, wiping arm across mouth: "WHO THE FUCK ORDERS BBQ SAUCE ON PIZZA?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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NERO: Hi Joe, I'm Nero. I was wondering if you'd like to come over to my ship to discuss those captions of yours.

 

[cooleddie74]

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Time is the reboot in which we BURN!!!!

 

[Alrik]

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Who let the dogs out

woof

woof

woof, woof, woof

 

[cooleddie74]

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REBOOT EVERYTHING!!!!!

 

[Alrik]

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Nero: "Well I'll be damned. I can see my house from here."

 

[cooleddie74]

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ROBAU:I'm unfamiliar with Carl Spock.

AYEL:Guess our worries are over, sir. WE don't need to do anything to him. Turn him over to Carl for his insolence!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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NERO: Do you recognize this caption?

JOE: It wasn't me!!!! Probably cooleddie or Rat Boy! Maybe that bastard Nerys Myk

 

[Alrik]

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Nero: "I can explain this...no...really. Um, just give me a minute."

 

[cooleddie74]

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How many drops of Red Matter does it take to get to the event horizon of a Tootsie Hole?

One?

Two?

THREE.

 

[cooleddie74]

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CARL-OGRAM: See, can ya DIG this man? There's this black hole thingy that's SUPER groovy and it sucked me and my hep-cat spaceship back in time to when spandex and belts were the IN thang, you feel me?

 

[Nerys Myk]

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CARL-OGRAM: See, can ya DIG this man? There's this black hole thingy that's SUPER groovy and it sucked me and my hep-cat spaceship back in time to when spandex and belts were the IN thang, you feel me?

NERO: Translation please?

ROBAU: Not even I can make sense of that.

 

[Alrik]

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Robau: "Yeah, I know that prick. Sonofabitch was all over my girl at the club last weekend. Got her higher than a kite too. No one messes with Robau's woman, NO ONE."

 

[cooleddie74]

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CARL-OGRAM: See, can ya DIG this man? There's this black hole thingy that's SUPER groovy and it sucked me and my hep-cat spaceship back in time to when spandex and belts were the IN thang, you feel me?

NERO: Translation please?

ROBAU: Not even I can make sense of that.

CARL-OGRAM: Yo, anyone watchin' this got a BLUNT?

 

[cooleddie74]

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I'LL BE DAMNED!!!!

Diet Romulan Ale does taste more like regular Romulan Ale!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

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Nero: Who are you?

Robau: What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'M THE GODDAMN CAPTAIN ROBAU!

 

[Shatmandu]

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Ayel: "Santa hat? Buck teeth? Replacing his mouth with Vulcan collapsing?"
Shatmandu: "Uh, I didn't do that last one, man ..."
Ayel: "SILENCE!"

 

[M'Sharak]

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Nero: We faced a Klingon fleet and destroyed them. The Federation sent a Starfleet armada and
we defeated them. Who is it now?
Ayel (off-camera): He says his name is Studebaker Hoch.
Nero: ...