Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

[Capt_Pickirk]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?

"Hello. I am Nostalgia Cwitic. I wemember movie so you no have to..."

 

[Ln X]

Chekov (contacting a merchant): Help! I need some aging hormones fast! My crewmates already suspect I'm younger than 20, but I'm really 14 and... Do you have any acne treatment and viagra?

Chekov: Captain I need a hug!
Kirk: Christ he's more inexperienced than me!

 

[Crazy Eddie]

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May I have your attention please. At 0400 hours this morning, ve received a status update that Facebook was going public. Soon after Facebook officials reported they were experiencing severe financial anomalies and the stock price vound up right in ze toilet. Our mission is to access Facebook and make sure their servers don't crash so all of the bored attention-starved teenagers in the world will be able to continue airing their emotional baggage for public display and posting inane, pointless messages as their status updates.
Ve vill arrive at Facebook within three minutes... thank you for your time.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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"Keptin! Ve are in trouble and only Jazz Hands can save us!"

 

[LeadHead]

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Chekov: May I have your attention, please? At 2200 hours, telemetry detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone. It was the Bassen Rift, complaining about the end of Nemesis.

 

[Finn]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?

At this rate, I will turn into Bester.

 

[LeadHead]

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Chekov: Thank you for watching today's 3 minute news broadcast, you will now be subjected to 27 minutes of mandatory commercials.

 

[Mistral]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?

Chekov never did figure out who left their skateboard on the Bridge."

 

[Mistral]

Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38:Vats the Wector Wictor?

"Today we are going to be unboxing the new Spiderman game..."

 

[Finn]

Is someone else supposed to take over? This thread began in April and it has been nearly a month since the last post.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Chekov "This hair gel from something about Mary just isn't working"

(OS Kirk, Scotty, Sulu, McCoy bust a gut laughing)

 

[Sector 7]

Yeah, I think this thread has jumped the shark. It's a shame because it is one of my favorite ongoing threads.

 

[Nerys Myk]

If some wants to pick up the gauntlet, its cool. I went through a rough patch in real life a while back and let this slide. Sorry.

 

[Sector 7]

If some wants to pick up the gauntlet, its cool. I went through a rough patch in real life a while back and let this slide. Sorry.

I'm very sorry to hear that, Nerys Myk. I'll keep you in my prayers! My health has been problematic lately, so I cannot take it on right now.

 

[Finn]

Not me

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Whose turn is it?

 

[CommanderRaytas]

^ This one is a winner all by itself!

 

[R. Star]

^ This one is a winner all by itself!

I think you just volunteered to declare the winners.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

^ This one is a winner all by itself!

I think you just volunteered to declare the winners.

LOL!

And I did! Right there! That should be enough for them to promote me, right? Right?

 

[shivkala]

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Well, might as well take advantage of this to get my entries in!

...And, finally, ve are avare of ze problem vith ze lights many of you are referring to as "lens flare." Engineering has assured me zat zey are working on ze problem as ve speak. Thank you for your cooperation, dosvedanya.

Meanwhile, on the set of Star Trek XII:

J.J. Abrams: Hmm, this is interesting. If I up the lens flare, you can't tell the stunt doubles from the real actors. That gives me an idea...

Anton Yelchin: Guys, guys, to come in under budget, J.J.'s going to replace us with our stunt doubles!