Star Trek XI Caption Contest #33: Little Red Corvette

[Nerys Myk]

But first:

STICKY FINGERS AWARD

Spock: Beam us up, Scotty! The mall cops are getting closer!

BETALGEUSE AWARD

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001150/

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!!!

WE DONE AWARD

Sarek: Logic offers us a serenity humans seldom experience.

Spock: Actually the humans had watched Serenity long before Vulcans did.

THE ETERNAL QUESTION AWARD

Spock- Father, may I ask you a question?

Sarek- What is it, son?

Spock- Who shot first: Greedo or Han?

THOSE OLD FAMILAR PLACES AWARDS

Amanda: "This place...reminds me of Vasquez Rocks!"
Spock: "'Vasquez Rocks'? With Lee Van Cleef as Vasquez? Oh, man, my favorite movie of all time!"

What the hell is a Gorn doing here?!?

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this months pics:

 

[M'Sharak]

♪ "Stop! In the naaaaame of looooove... " ♪​

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Cop: "First ground vehicle to use this road in a century or not, you still can't use the express lane with only one occupant!"

 

[Bob Karo]

NuKirk: Shit! The one day I've got a dead hooker in the trunk....

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Don't you dare try to pass me! I'm more important than you!"

 

[huskers57]

Child of the Corn

I never broke the law! I AM THE LAW!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Cop: "Citizen... what is your name?!"

Kirk: "It's James Tiberius Kirk."

Cop: "Pull over and sign my ass. I'm your biggest fan."

 

[William Wallace]

Cop: "Citizen, is that a box of donuts next to you?"

Kirk: "Aren't you a robot? What do you want with donuts?"

Cop: "I don't know, it's in my programming. Now pull over."

 

[bullethead]

Stealing Commander Shepard's prized Corvette turned out to be remarkably easy.

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the win!

NuKirk: What does a robocop need with a 300 year old vehicle?

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Unfortunately for this car, the Parking Brake is on.

Robocop: I want YOU for Starfleet!

Kirk: You guys just don't give up, do ya?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robocop: I want YOU for Starfleet!

Kirk: You guys just don't give up, do ya?

Robocop: "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes! I dare you to-"

Robocop crashes into a road sign.

 

[bullethead]

Kirk: What's wrong with your face?
Garrus: Don't make me get off this motorcycle.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robocop: "Citizen... tell me how to unlock the version of this helmet with the skull painted on it."

 

[LeadHead]

Robocop: I want YOU for Starfleet!

Kirk: You guys just don't give up, do ya?

Robocop: "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes! I dare you to-"

Robocop crashes into a road sign.

Kirk: How long were you Captain of that motorcycle for?

 

[Vassa]

Thanks for the win!!

Damn! Better dump the car!

Robocop: You again?!?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robocop: "Citizen. What is your name?"

Kirk: "Sir James Kirk of Iowa."

Robocop: "What is your quest?"

Kirk: "To destroy this accursed horseless carriage."

Robocop: "What... is your favorite color?"

Kirk: "Green."

Robocop: "Right, off you go."

 

[UFO]

♪…

(Click) ♪ ... I drove all night ...
(Click) ... No particular place to go ...
(Click) ... Is this the way to Amarillo? ...
(Click) ... Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy ... ♪​

Cop: James T Kirk, you are hereby appointed to command the Enterprise.

Abrams: Cut, cut! Didn’t you get the latest script? I’ve decided to wait until that seems believable.

 

[UFO]

♪…

Kirk: Must be a police escort. 'bout time!