Star Trek XI Caption Contest #31: Cupcakes

[TheGrandTrekMaster]

And now this month's pic

"Blow me."

Kirk: "Ewww! Do you even wash down there?"

Orion: "But I'm green all over!"

Kirk: "... EWWWWW!"

 

[NathanielM]

Whew! Do you come with a breath mint buddy.

<Cue captain Kirk screw song>

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "The problem isn't that the curtains don't match the drapes. The problem is that nothing matches the wallpaper."

 

[6079SmithW]

Cupcake: Pardon me, but could you check to see if my mouth smells like chloroform?

 

[Isis]

Kirk and Cupcake (in unison): "Damn! Almost forgot...root canal."

Uhura (to self): "What happened? They both sounded so excited when I said I was setting up a threesome."