Star Trek XI Caption Contest #28: Fast and Furious

[Alrik]

Over Bridge Speakers: "Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night..."

 

[cooleddie74]

CUPCAKE(thinking): I'm gonna wait and see who wins...then try to get them to share those Knicks tickets with me.

 

[cooleddie74]

NASCAR: The Next Generation


This time, driving to the left sends you into a galaxy of adventure...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Oh, man, this is just too kewl! The only things I still need are a pair of foam rubber dice and a 'My other car is a starship' bumper sticker!"

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Hmm. This driving things a snap. Just hope I don't lose my skills over time. That would just be embarrassing."

 

[M'Sharak]

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack

Primer mi carucha (Chevy '65)
Go down to the shipyard, drinkin' at the dive...

 

[Isis]

Viewers found this scene unrealistic. With the price of gasoline these days, they knew there was absolutely no way young Jimmy could keep the tank full.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: This car better have sawblades, like in that cartoon

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Uncle Frank (flashback voiceover): "My car's deathproof... unless you're in the driver's seat."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Bring that car back straight away, it's a classic!"
"But its on its fifth engine and none of the panels are original"
"Dammit, its the continuity that counts!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The new 2243 Camaro X-2000...

The car that thinks it's a truck.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk (singing along): "I'm tellin' all y'all it's sabataaage!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WAYLON JENNINGS: Well, 'round about this time the ol' Kirk boy named Jimmy decided he was gonna go on a joyride with his Uncle Frank's antique ground car...

And lemme tell ya...

Jimmy ain't but knee-high to a junebug. HOW he can reach that pedal is beyond me!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WAYLON JENNINGS: Well, 'round about this time the ol' Kirk boy named Jimmy decided he was gonna go on a joyride with his Uncle Frank's antique ground car...

And lemme tell ya...

Jimmy ain't but knee-high to a junebug. HOW he can reach that pedal is beyond me!

I was going to do a Kirks of Hazzard caption!!!!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

♫

Old Smokey's got them ears on, he's hot on your trail
And he ain't gonna rest 'till you're in jail
So you gotta dodge him, you gotta duck him
You've gotta keep that diesel truckin'
Just put that hammer down and give it hell

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'
a' We gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there
I'm east bound just watch ol' Bandit run

♫

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: It's kinda funny that I needed phone books to reach the steering wheel.

There hasn't been a telephone in this area for almost 200 years.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: It's kinda funny that I needed phone books to reach the steering wheel.

There hasn't been a telephone in this area for almost 200 years.

UNCLE FRANK ( over comm): Boy, some of my vintage phone books are missing!!!!! Those things arre worth more than the car!!!!!

KIRK: uh oh.

 

[cooleddie74]

Go Speed Brat Punk.

Go Speed Brat Punk.

Go Speed Brat Punk GO.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Christine, I think we should slow down...Christine? CHRISTINE!!!!!

Spock: Mr. Kirk, I find your use of Jazz Hands to be quite illogical.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I SAID...

Get me a towel to dry my hand....

NOW!!!!