DJ Spock and his invisible turntable were always a big hit at parties.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #28: Fast and Furious
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DJ Spock and his invisible turntable were always a big hit at parties.
By the time he realised the dog had fallen out of the window it was 100 miles away stuck to the front windscreen of a Greyhound bus
Kirk: "Time for an awesome chase scene! Let's rock and roll!"
He flicks the radio on.
Cat Stevens: "Well, if you want to sing out, sing out. And if you want to be free, be free. 'Cause there's a million things to be. You know that there are."
Kirk: "Huh."
Kirk: "Time for an awesome chase scene! Let's rock and roll!"
He flicks the radio on.
Cat Stevens: "Well, if you want to sing out, sing out. And if you want to be free, be free. 'Cause there's a million things to be. You know that there are."
Kirk: "Huh."
Kirk: "...Wierd. I suddenly have the urge to drive my really cool car off a cliff. Also, I should find a sexy 80 year old woman to sleep with.
HARDCASTLE & McCORMICK:
The Next Generation!
SPOCK: Oh, bitch you did NOT just get up into my grill!!!
You best step off!!!
KIRK: Great.
I steal uncle Frank's car and get away with it...
And there's nothing on the radio but Taylor Hicks.
KIRK: Great.
I steal uncle Frank's car and get away with it...
And there's nothing on the radio but Taylor Hicks.
No wonder he drove it off a cliff.
Kirk: "Why are there only two pedals if there's four directions?"
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"Just wait 'til I get this baby up to 88 miles per hour. Then we're going to see some serious shit."
"Can't...stop...doing...the monkey!"
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Commander Spock.
The Dewar's Profile (TM)
KIRK: "Great.
The ONE day that uncle Frank forgot to stash his nasty-ass porno mags underneath the front passenger seat."
Cupcake: I'm afraid you're wrong. This has to be an alternate universe. I mean, if a fight like that started in the Prime Reality, most likely everyone would rush in and break it up.
Kirk: "That, and all the ship's security seems to mainly consist of a doughy guy with an impressive memory and ability to hold a gruuu--- URK!"
Spock's carb face proved to be too frightening to bear.
Cupcake: I'm afraid you're wrong. This has to be an alternate universe. I mean, if a fight like that started in the Prime Reality, most likely everyone would rush in and break it up.
Kirk: "That, and all the ship's security seems to mainly consist of a doughy guy with an impressive memory and ability to hold a gruuu--- URK!"
Cupcake: I can't imagine what you could be alluding to "Sir". Yet somehow I feel that in the Prime Universe, security personnel would probably take such remarks as a slur on their professional integrity.
Popcorn anyone?
Cupcake: I'm afraid you're wrong. This has to be an alternate universe. I mean, if a fight like that started in the Prime Reality, most likely everyone would rush in and break it up.
Kirk: "That, and all the ship's security seems to mainly consist of a doughy guy with an impressive memory and ability to hold a gruuu--- URK!"
Cupcake: I can't imagine what you could be alluding to "Sir". Yet somehow I feel that in the Prime Universe, security personnel would probably take such remarks as a slur on their professional integrity.
Popcorn anyone?
Picard (offscreen): "In my timeline, we've evolved beyond the need for popcorn. Bularian Canapes, anyone?"
Picard (offscreen): "In my timeline, we've evolved beyond the need for popcorn. Bularian Canapes, anyone?"
Cupcake: I'm afraid you're wrong. This has to be an alternate universe. I mean, if a fight like that started in the Prime Reality, most likely everyone would rush in and break it up.
Kirk: "That, and all the ship's security seems to mainly consist of a doughy guy with an impressive memory and ability to hold a gruuu--- URK!"
Cupcake: I can't imagine what you could be alluding to "Sir". Yet somehow I feel that in the Prime Universe, security personnel would probably take such remarks as a slur on their professional integrity.
Popcorn anyone?
JJ Abrams (offscreen): Cut! Mr Stewart! What are you doing here?? We're in the middle of shooting a scene!
QUINTO: OW...OW...OWIEEEEE!!!!
CHARLIE HORSE!!! CHARLIE HORSE!!!
Drive.
Drive like the demons that spatially warp your dreams.
James Kirk was not born in Iowa, as fans had originally thought. He was from SoCal.
KIRK: Great.
I'm running on "E"...and there won't be a gas station anywhere around here for another -200 years.
