Star Trek XI Caption Contest #27: Homage Is Where The Heart Is

[Rat Boy]

Quick! Under the bed because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's awkwardly stand next to...

Buh-zing!

Kirk: I don't understand, why can't we ''study math'' together in your room?
Gaila: Because you never mastered ''adding''!
Kirk:

Spock has made it with a woman. Inform the men...

Kirk: Public displays of affection are outlawed on this ship. Unless I'm involved.

Every Trekkie's fantasy...

KIRK: What the hell? You're not Orion!!!

GALIA: I heard you liked green chicks.

Congratulations to the winners. In this edition, Spock gets bombarded with McCoyisms and Leonard Nimoy pulls a Brett Favre and comes out of retirement. Have at and see you in April:

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "...and then I completed my theory on quantum singularity distortions near...are you writing this down?"

McCoy: "Jackass."

Spock: "Actually, to tell you the truth, I prefer having my katra in a hot blonde FBI agent."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock Prime: "And when you get the chance to get jiggy with Leila Kalomi, do it! Don't wait for T'Pring; she's just gonna make a sucker out of you!"

Spock: "Actually, my family opposed my enlistment in Starfleet. Did your family support you?"
McCoy: "Well, my ex-wife definitely wanted me off-planet. Does that count?"

 

[bullethead]

Spock: Using Kentucky Bourbon to cook beans? Most illogical Doctor.
McCoy: Damn right it is, but it tastes great.
Spock: Fascinating.

Spock: So you are not going to tell me about the future?
Spock Prime: Of course not. That would take the fun out of it. *Looks at shuttle* Make sure you get one of these with the name "Galileo" on it.
Spock: Why?
*Spock Prime smiles and walks away*

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: (thinking) Elf...Devil....Jack Rabbit.... hmmmm

SPOCK: Do you wish to say something Doctor?

MCCOY: You pointy eared hobgoblin!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Spock: Now that I've taken Command, I will require a New First Officer, I have a feeling I'll really want to pick somebody fast.

Spock Prime: There are so few Vulcans left, we cannot afford to ignore each other.

Spock hands Spock Prime a 20 dollar bill and walks away.

Spock Prime: Huh, guess we can afford it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And you think it was Kirk whole stole my bicycle?

SPOCK PRIME: Call it a hunch.

 

[UFO]

McCoy: May I speak freely Captain?
Spock: I welcome it Doctor.
McCoy: Do you? Then why do we appear to be walking towards the escape pods?

Spock Prime: Just kidding. Actually I am our father.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Spock: I've come to realize that this galaxy isn't big enough for the both of us.

Spock Prime: Fascinating!

 

[Isis]

Spock Prime: "I want to say one word to you. Just one word."

Spock: "Yes, Sir."

Spock Prime: "Are you listening?"

<brief pause>

Spock Prime: "Plastics."

 

[Bob Karo]

Spock Prime: Just remember. You like Italian.

NuSpock: But, I do not.

Spock Prime: It is best to get this out of the way now. Jim loves Italian, as do you.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Spock Prime: I am not our father.

NuSpock: Nah, lousy title. How about "I Am Not Spock?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine....

SPOCK PRIME:What????

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: These "Green-Blooded Hobgoblin" remarks will not be tolerated, Doctor. However, I do like the remark that indicated I am "Out of my Vulcan Mind."

Spock: That is quite Logical.

Spock: And fascinating.

Spock: Doctor McCoy had strong feelings on this issue.

Spock: That is not unexpected.

LeadHead: Figure out who is saying what yet?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Spock: When you visit Vulcan for pon-farr on this particular stardate, remember that you have not actually killed Kirk. He will be under the influence of a nerve depressor. You need not feel shame or sorrow.
NuSpock: But why would I feel sorrow at having killed Kirk? He is, to use an Earth expression, a pri-
Promoted Kirk, OS: Spock! ...and er, Spock! Look how many pips I got.
NuSpock, incredulously: "Captain?!"
Spock, delighted: Jim!

 

[Isis]

When the time traveler arrived, Spock was beside himself.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nimoy: "I must say, the resemblance is quite remarkable. You make a very convincing Spock!"
Quinto: "I can't quite get that deep, resonant voice of yours, though. How did you manage to acquire it?"
Nimoy: "Three packs of cigarettes per day. Oh, and I drank quite heavily in my younger days."
Quinto: "Well...I don't know that I'd want to..."
Nimoy: "Did I mention that my current income from voice-over work alone allows me to spend all my leisure time photographing young, naked women?"
Quinto: "Mr. Nimoy, I shall consider it!"

 

[UFO]

Nimoy: I look forward to working with you again.
Quinto: I'm sorry?
Nimoy: Didn't they tell you? My contract includes the next two movies.
Quinto: Shit!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Green-blooded hobgoblin.
Spock: I truly hope the day never comes when I deposit my katra into that chaotic and irrational mind of yours, doctor.

Spock Prime: ... and you'll have no choice but to deposit your katra in the mind of Doctor McCoy.
NuSpock: Note to self — ensure that the captain raises shields so none of that has to happen.

 

[Vassa]

That's the beauty of it! You'll be able to collect our starfleet pension again.

Doctor, could you save the curmudgeon act until you have at least one gray hair on your head?