Star Trek XI Caption Contest #26: Lovey-Dovey

[Rat Boy]

All of you, out, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's go over the details with...

Well, now we know who the proverbial rose would have gone to in "The Cage..."

PIKE: Any ladies here with unusually strong female drives? 'Cause thats totally my type!!!!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!

Commentator: … and unbelievably Kirk, a complete outsider, is gaining ground on the leaders! Spock still has the inside running but Kirk is really on a mission! Oh no, this is incredible folks! Pike, the current favourite, has broken just as the field approaches a massive hurdle. Further back, Sulu is trapped on the rail, but enjoys a reputation for coming from behind …

D'oh!

The crew of the Enterprise had always wanted a tour of the Duff Brewery

I see I wasn't the only one with this idea...oh well

After his tour of the brewery, Capt. Pike returned to Moe's to confer with Starfleet's finest, horrified at the prospect of the latest cadet class going into space.

Congratulations to the winners. For this edition, we find out why Kirk really prefers "Let me help" and Spock gets a little going away present. Have at and see you all in March:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Just the buttcheeks?"

Kirk: "All right, I'm ready to go...

*notices Spock and Uhura*

"On second thought, it can wait."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Did you really think this was the best time to tell me that Orion women lay eggs?

Kirk: Public displays of affection are outlawed on this ship. Unless I'm involved.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "You got me pregnant???!"

Kirk: "Well, looks like Uhura wants to get her ass riddled with disruptor bolts. Scotty, beam us down."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK ( thinking): Which of these buttons activates the hidden webcam?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I get an Orion bridge officer if I unlock the rank of ambassador? I love Star Trek Online! All right, just click here...crap, I clicked on Nausicaan!"

Nausicaan: "I'm ready to serve you, lover boy."

 

[UFO]

Thanks Rat Boy

Kirk (muttering): Where's Yeoman Rand when I need her?

Kirk: What do you mean "commitment issues"? Did Gary Mitchell put you up to this?

Spock (thinking): Someone could trip over that white dome thing.
I must bring it up at the next department safety meeting.

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: "Just the buttcheeks?"

M', LOLing

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What the hell? You're not Orion!!!

GALIA: I heard you liked green chicks.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Kirk (thinking): Dammit, I was hoping she'd taste like that enchilada with green sauce I had earlier.

Spock (thinking): Huh? Green sauce?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: But I used a rubber!

 

[6079SmithW]

Gaila: Jim, there's something I need to tell you: You're pregnant.

Kirk: What?!

Gaila: In Orion physiology, the female impregnates the male. After a nine week gestation period, the male gives birth through his...Well, I just want you to know that I love you and I'll be there to support you through the pain.

Kirk: What the f***?!

 

[NX-01]

Thanks for the win....well half a win. lol

Kirk - Oh wow your green....
Girl - You didn't notice last night?
Kirk - No but Romulan Ale will do that to a guy!

Kirk - Ok you can stop kissing him already Uhura.....your on the Enterprise, you got what you wanted.
Uhura - Pig!

 

[Vassa]

Of course you love me, Jimmy. In the Orion Syndicate, the chicks play you.

C'mon Spock, odds are you're gonna die on this mission. Use some tongue.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: You've got a boner too?!
Gaila: There a problem?
Kirk: Nah ... I'm game.

Kirk: Squeeze them buttchecks, Spock, and let's get on with it.

 

[UFO]

Kirk: Change of plan Scotty. I'll take the Narada. Beam those two to Risa.

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Pine (thinking): ''This alternate Spock is really over-humanized...''

Kirk: I don't understand, why can't we ''study math'' together in your room?
Gaila: Because you never mastered ''adding''!
Kirk:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "You're telling me you're not Orion?!"
Gaila: "No, silly! I'm human!"
Kirk: "What the hell kind of weird-ass STD did you just expose me to?!"

Kirk: "Oops! Awk..ward!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: It tastes like chicken.
Gaila: What ... you were expecting fish?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Hey Spock, Hey Sulu in a dress and weird makeup. Wait, WHAT?!