Star Trek XI Caption Contest #21: Lectures

[Isis]

Headmaster: "So I went skinnydipping with T'Pring after the Homecoming Dance. Are you sure this is the only photo?"

Kirk: "I've heard of slow service, but this is ridiculous."

 

[cooleddie74]

S'RACIST: You cannot achieve Kolinahr until you cease dating this Uhura woman...she is NOT Vulcan!

SPOCK: But I love her!

S'RACIST: Agreed...her ass is bumping...

but you cannot continue to have a relationship with a non-Vulcan!

KIRK: The waitresses here love a good tip.

Especially if it's attached to ME.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MINISTER:You're hereby accepted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable, Spock, that you have achieved so much, despite your disadvantage. All rise!

SPOCK: Is Carl Spock gonna have to choke a bitch?

 

[cooleddie74]

MINISTER: You call THIS "slash fic?"

Where's the gratuitous nudity? The inconsistent continuity? The shameless 'shipping?


You have dishonored this academy, Spock.

 

[LeadHead]

Admiral Tyler Parry: We will now begin opening Statements.

Kirk: Denny Crane.

Spock: What?

Kirk: I'm sorry, I don't know why I had to say that.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Allow me to rebut Cadet Kirk's statement.

(*Collects self*)


Bite my ass.