Star Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Oops

[LeadHead]

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"You know something, Spock?"

"No. What?"
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"Someone ought to set the 'Scotty in the water pipe' scene to the theme from The Simpsons."

"Perhaps... but I think it will have to wait."​

"Oh, and Jim?"
"Yes, Spock?"
"I believe you mean 'Futurama'. "

Kirk: That explains why the Planet Express ship just crashed into that big screen.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: "I could have SWORN I saw a ghost standing up there."

SPOCK: "Illogical.

The only thing that is dead here is the logic of the plot."

 

[cooleddie74]

OLDER MALE VULCAN: Your mother was a great woman.

In bed.

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: I didn't get the Commanders Mom, now I'll never be first officer of the Reliant!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I did not remember Mother being so short.

I had been away from Vulcan for SO long...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Vulcans (jumping up and down): Hungry Hungry Hippos!!

 

[WendyNotsid]

Female Vulcan Elder: Great, now every meeting will be a giant sausage-fest.

or:

Sarek: Great, now I'll have to have that tattoo lasered to have it read "Aman Forever"