Star Trek XI Caption Contest #19: School's Back in Session

[Woulfe]

Star Trek : XI hate you....

Spock just couldn't figure out the new tax laws no matter how hard he tried studying it in school & the other kids teased him about it as well to no end, not that they could figure it out as well, 'cause they couldn't....

McCoy : Your going to do what to the simulation ?

Kirk : Reprogram it so I win.....

McCoy : I don't think you'll get away with it....

Kirk : Sure I will, it's not like it was programed by a Vulcan who'll be there monitoring it, right.....

McCoy : You never know, that's just might what will happen....

Kirk : Don't be such a kill-joy....

Spock ( thinking ) : Don't look behind you, she'll be there, don't look behind you, she'll be there, don't look behind.... DAMN....

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Yo, Elf-ears! You wanna stop daydreaming and pick up the pace? Some of us have places we'd rather be!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What's so funny?"

Kirk: "Ever notice no matter which way you look, there's the Golden Gate Bridge?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock: Dammit school, i wish i knew how to quit you.

Bones: Dammit Jim, i wish i knew how to quit you.

Uhura: Dammit Spock, i wish i knew how to quit you.

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Dammit Spock, i wish i knew how to quit you.

Spock: I know how to quit you, you're staying on the Farragut!

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Why can't my composition and social studies homework be this easy?"

 

[Trekker4747]

Uhura: I said aural not ORAL!

 

[6079SmithW]

Spock: FOUR THIRDS PI TIMES THE RADIUS CUBED!!!!!!!!

Instructor: Shouting is illogical, Spock.

 

[F. King Daniel]

(In his computer holo-tank, Spock stares through the trans-dimensional computer screen at his counterpart in "Yesteryear"...)

Spock: "Thank god Vulcan kids wear more than speedos and a sash in the JJ verse!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Young Spock: "Father, what is this 'Girls Gone Wild' file I found on your Computer?"

Sarek: "Spock, you did not see that, and never mention it to your Mother."

 

[6079SmithW]

Yakov Smirnoff, OS: In Soviet Russia, equation derives you!

 

[Sector 7]

Math porn was strongly discouraged, but many young Vulcans watched it anyway.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BONES: I'm gonna ask out that cute lab tech.

KIRK:I thought you didn't want any of my "sloppy seconds."

BONES: If I did that, I'd never get laid around here!

 

[Nerd unRage]

Even after deriving the equation, young Spock still could not understand the popularity of Jersey Shore in the early 21st century.

nuSpock (thinking to himself): You sleep with an Earth woman ONE time and they think they're in a realtionship with you. Must walk faster.

 

[6079SmithW]

nuSpock (thinking to himself): You sleep with an Earth woman ONE time and they think they're in a realtionship with you. Must walk faster.

[/QUOTE]

nUhura: Why the HELL does your facebook status still say single?!

 

[Sector 7]

nuSpock (thinking to himself): You sleep with an Earth woman ONE time and they think they're in a realtionship with you. Must walk faster.

nUhura: Why the HELL does your facebook status still say single?!

nuSpock: Live long and prosper, facebook!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: I know you are staring at my posterior, Nyota.

Not here. Please.

Wait until tonight.

YOUNG SPOCK: What is the second album recorded by Ray Davies and the Kinks?

TESTING COMPUTER: Correct.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Dammit, Jim!!!

I'm a Kiwi in a tight red jumpsuit...NOT a miracle worker!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "What do you mean you have to feed the meter? Parking's free after 7. Is that T'Pring I see over there?"

Spock: "Surely there must be some logical way out of this."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Here.

Take this shuttle. The MOORE.

She's a little unstable and lurches back and forth quite a bit...but no moreso than YOU during our last date night.