Star Trek XI Caption Contest #19: School's Back in Session

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: And where the hell do you think YOU'RE going?

KIRK: The lab.

I've gotta switch some samples around. Long story...but I AIN'T gonna be paying any child support if I can help it!

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: What do you mean just you and me doesn't make a proper team?

Kirk: We need a third guy in the mix, maybe a calmer guy, he'd be in charge of the Deadpan humor.

McCoy: I'll never be a part of this.

 

[6079SmithW]

Bones: Jim! Something terrible's happened! My ex-wife just served me a court document stating that, upon my death, she has full custody of my bones. She's left me nothing! NOTHING!

Kirk: Ha ha! Wow, sucks to be you!

 

[cooleddie74]

BONES: Nancy Crater just called. She wants to get back together.

KIRK: Salt of the earth...isn't she?

 

[cooleddie74]

Young Spock was so embarrassed by his addiction to Stephen Hawking lectures, he had to sneak presentations into his bedroom.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I read your divorce agreement, turns out you don't get to keep your Bones either.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "Carol Marcus? Ha! You're barkin' up the wrong tree there, pal! She's a notorious lesbian!... Oh, wipe the smarmy smirk off your face!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: "Carol Marcus? Ha! You're barkin' up the wrong tree there, pal! She's a notorious lesbian!... Oh, wipe the smarmy smirk off your face!"

Kirk: Sorry, I was just composing a letter to Penthouse.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: You did WHAT to Finnegan?

Kirk: Come on, he had it coming.

McCoy: Fair enough.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Thanks for letting me take those headache pills from your desk drawer. I just took a couple and I'm already feeling great."

McCoy (to self): "I don't have the heart to tell him he doesn't know his right from his left and he accidently took my Ex-Lax."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: "Nancy just called. She says she's pregnant.



YOU BASTARD!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: What is "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop"?

 

[Woulfe]

STAR TREK : RED HOUR

Chris Pine : You do know that in Star Trek there is a long standing tradition that folks in red uniforms die, right ?

Karl Urban : Maybe we'll get a uniform change later in the film

Chris : That's good for you and me, what about all these others here ?

Karl : They wanted to be in Star Trek no matter what, even if it means they'll all die from a giant space drill.....

Chris : Giant Space Drill ?

Karl : You haven't read the rest of your script, have you ?

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: These Academy jumpsuits don't have zippers, Jim...how the blazes are we supposed to PEE?

KIRK: Don't ask me...I'm a farmboy...not a miracle worker!