Star Trek XI Caption Contest #17: Busted

[LeadHead]

Spock: My Belly-Button Ring is impressive.

Kirk: It's cheap.

Spock: It is stylish.

Kirk: It's really ugly.

Scotty: I'd rather not take sides...

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Nice tramp stamp.

But Mister Scott's got one that puts yours to SHAME.


SCOTTY: Aye.

I...I do.

 

[SPCTRE]

HOVERCOP: Congratulations, kid. You've just won an all-expenses-paid county vacation.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOVERCOP: Stop where you are, kid!!!

And tell me....


What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Woulfe]

HOVERCOP: Stop where you are, kid!!!

And tell me....


What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Kirk : African or European ?

Hovercop : I don't know, IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE !

 

[Nerd unRage]

Kirk: So that's where your spleen's at!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: And I'm the expert on venereal diseases, because????

 

[LeadHead]

HOVERCOP: Stop where you are, kid!!!

And tell me....


What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Kirk : African or European ?

Hovercop : I don't know, IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE !

Bobby: How do you know so much about Swallows?

Kirk: You have to know these things when you're a juvenile Car thief you know.

 

[cooleddie74]

You just got yourself a TICKET...



To three days and two nights in Cabo San Lucas!! Courtesy of the Iowa State Hover Police!!

 

[SPCTRE]

HOVERCOP: Well, I do believe I got me my first UFO capture. You better start turning green real fast gizmo, or the National Enquirer ain't gonna buy my story.

*sound of handcuffs klicking shut*

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Cop: Pull over! You are in violation of canon!
Kirk: What? No I'm not!
Cop: James Kirk cannot drive stickshift! A Piece of the Action! Look it up!

How the hell did that kid sneak an apple into the simulator?!

Kirk: Help me settle a bar bet, Spock. What the hell is a regulan bloodworm?
Spock: <Unzips>
Kirk: Oh dear god...
Scotty: That looks painful, laddy.
Spock: It is.

 

[Nerd unRage]

Kirk: Help me settle a bar bet, Spock. What the hell is a regulan bloodworm?
Spock: <Unzips>
Kirk: Oh dear god...
Scotty: That looks painful, laddy.
Spock: It is.

McCoy (OS): I can fix that!

 

[Mistral]

Cop: "Pull over or I shall frown at you in a menacing way!"

Kirk: "You're not gonna shoot me with your gun?"

Cop: "Well, no. We live in an enlightened society and don't really believe in such behavior."

Kirk: "Then up yours, copper! Where the hell's fourth?"

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Since you asked? It looks just like a penis, only smaller."

 

[cooleddie74]

HOVERCOP: Hey, kid...NICE ride!!!

Mind if I pull you over and beat you senseless so I can take a turn at the wheel?!?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Well, Mister Scott...looks like you won the bet after all.

It's an OUTTIE.

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOVERCOP: Hey, kid...NICE ride!!!

Mind if I pull you over and beat you senseless so I can take a turn at the wheel?!?

KIRK: Why do I get the feeling that will be the story of my life in this flick?

 

[cooleddie74]

HOVERCOP: Hey, kid...NICE ride!!!

Mind if I pull you over and beat you senseless so I can take a turn at the wheel?!?

KIRK: Why do I get the feeling that will be the story of my life in this flick?

HOVERCOP: HEY CAMERA CREW!!!

I think he said "YES!!" Come on...get your asses over here!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: For a Vulcan you sure have a tiny point down there.