McCOY: Sure, we can cure all your diseases.
But male-pattern baldness? Forget it.
I'm a doctor...not a miracle worker!!
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Demands and Commands
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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McCOY: Sure, we can cure all your diseases.
But male-pattern baldness? Forget it.
I'm a doctor...not a miracle worker!!
CHEKOV: Sensors are detecting a ridiculous and inscrutable plot twist...dead ahead.
Star Trek : XI know XI should of stayed in bed....
( sorry, XI just had to do it one more time.... )
Dennis Hopper : I love the smell of plasma in the morning.... It smells like victory....
Robau : That's deep dude.
McCoy : You do know that wearing a red shirt is the leading cause of death in Star Fleet ?
Red Shirt : I didn't know....
( Trips on exploding rock that appears out of nowhere )
Chekov : Vat iz dat on da wiever ?
Sulu : I think it's the next caption contest.....
Chekov : Vat again ?
( sorry, XI just had to do it one more time.... )
Dennis Hopper : I love the smell of plasma in the morning.... It smells like victory....
Robau : That's deep dude.
McCoy : You do know that wearing a red shirt is the leading cause of death in Star Fleet ?
Red Shirt : I didn't know....
( Trips on exploding rock that appears out of nowhere )
Chekov : Vat iz dat on da wiever ?
Sulu : I think it's the next caption contest.....
Chekov : Vat again ?
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Director offscreen " Cut! Ok thats a take...Dont worry guys we'll add manly hairstyles in post production."
McCoy : "Your wearing a red shirt and you have a number 7 shaved into your scalp...Dont make any plans for next week!"
Chekov " хороший горе! vat de hell vas dat! "
Sulu..." Well lets see YOU park a Brewery in orbit round an alien planet!!
Director offscreen " Cut! Ok thats a take...Dont worry guys we'll add manly hairstyles in post production."
McCoy : "Your wearing a red shirt and you have a number 7 shaved into your scalp...Dont make any plans for next week!"
Chekov " хороший горе! vat de hell vas dat! "
Sulu..." Well lets see YOU park a Brewery in orbit round an alien planet!!
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Ayel: "We are reluctant to agree to join this 'Hair Club for Men', until we see some actual results."
McCoy: "Dammit, I requested James Kirk, not James Taylor!"
Chekov: "Vhy don't zee vemmin get chairs?"
Sulu: "Bros before hoes, man."
Robau: Pull up the recording of the Communication. Maybe we can see some vital weakness.
George: Oh, no! They've transferred all power to their weapons!
Robau: How do you know?
George: With how much that guy is sweating, there's no way they have any power left for their Air Conditioner!
Patient: Don't you ever introduce yourself?
McCoy: You're lucky I even said "Please state the Nature of The Medical Emergency."
Sulu: Drop out of warp in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Chekov: Enough with the countdowns already! What is this, Star Trek meets 24?
Captain Robau pops in the Blu-Ray Preview of Star Trek XII: The Search for Shrek.
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McCoy: Yes, you are clearly part Shar Pei... and I am part Vulcan. Not that there is anything wrong with that....
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Chekov: How come Sulu gets all the cool joysticks?
Man offscreen: "Whaddaya mean 'this isn't an Apple Store?'"
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SULU: Oh my!
REDSHIRT: Yes, the new bridge can be a bit over whelming.
SULU: The bridge? I was talking about Chekov's hair! Seriously, what's up with that?
CHEKOV: I changed my hair.
SULU: (thinking) Whoa, that's not creepy. Yep transfering to the Physics Dept. Not gonna spend five years sitting next to that guy!
SULU: Still suffering from the side effects of that injection the Doc gave you?
KIRK: What?
SULU: You're looking a bit....er, puffy.
KIRK: WHAT?!
CHEKOV: This can't end well.
SULU: Oh my!
REDSHIRT: Yes, the new bridge can be a bit over whelming.
SULU: The bridge? I was talking about Chekov's hair! Seriously, what's up with that?
CHEKOV: I changed my hair.
SULU: (thinking) Whoa, that's not creepy. Yep transfering to the Physics Dept. Not gonna spend five years sitting next to that guy!
SULU: Still suffering from the side effects of that injection the Doc gave you?
KIRK: What?
SULU: You're looking a bit....er, puffy.
KIRK: WHAT?!
CHEKOV: This can't end well.
Chekov: "I can't help noticing that all of our female crew members are wearing pants instead of skirts today."
Sulu: "It's a coordinated protest. They've even made a formal complaint to Starfleet Command. Said that in those skirts, the bridge seats are too cold on their butt cheeks."
Chekov: ". . . You just made that up, didn't you."
Robau: Would you mind broadcasting to us in 16:9 ratio please? Your stretchy and fatty face is a distraction.
Bones: Stop friend-requesting me. I already know you're just gonna spam my wall with your bald porn webcam site.
Chekhov: Why dere ship haf all de long pointy tings sticking out?
Sulu: 'cause it looks mean and scary, now stay focused!
Ayel: Ah yes, Robau. The Captain with the Badass internet reputation.
Robau: Oh don't go there Girlfriend!
Patient: Is there anything you can do?
McCoy: I'm sorry, you're really, really ugly. I'm a Doctor not a Miracle Worker.
Kirk: (over comm) Whatever happens Mister Sulu, if you think you have the Tactical advantage, you fire on that ship, even if we're still aboard.
Sulu: Sure, can you make me First Officer before you go? If you die we can have 4 Captains in less than a day and break the record!
McCOY: Take two of these in the mornings, then pretend you don't see my bill.
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