Star Trek XI Caption Contest #14: Wee Problems

[Kirby]

Scotty: JJ said that to prepare for the sequel I have to let myself go. I'm going to get fat and grotesque and grow this really stupid mustache... I'm standing right behind myself aren't I?

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK PRIME: This is because I left the parking brake on and scraped up the landing bay...isn't it?

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY PRIME: Admiral!!!

THERE BE REBOOTS HERE!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I've seen better Valet Parking at Klingon Prison Planets.

Ayel Begins to cry.

Nero: You had to bring up the Klingon Prison Planet didn't you?

Scotty: Don't run away, it's safe, really! We stopped using Windows Vista!

Keenser: You do know I outrank you, right Scotty?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock, give me some cover fire! Spock, where are you going?!

Spock: Sorry, but I haven't been yet and looks like never shall be your friend!