Winona was just minutes away from giving birth, but HAD to call her insurance provider to make sure that having a baby while under unidentified alien attack was covered by her plan.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #13: Where Have I Seen You Before?
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Winona was just minutes away from giving birth, but HAD to call her insurance provider to make sure that having a baby while under unidentified alien attack was covered by her plan.
OFFICER: Sure.
I can tell you where the hangar's men's room is.
But I'm gonna need to see some skin flute first, handsome.
Nurse with Pad: Try using communicator frequency 867-5309.
Winona: I got it!
Winona: Hello, Jenny? Who can I turn to?
Spock: "Once again, someone has decided to leave an upper-decker in my stateroom commode. This human hazing ritual is rather disturbing."
CARSON CHECKLIST: Sorry, can't help you there, but we've got a running Spock comes through about once an hour.
KIRK: We're looking for some old guy. Chanko? Cherpov?
Commander: Cadets, we've received word that someone may be in the area who is in the wrong part of the Trek BBS. Be on the lookout.
CHEKOV: De timeline's been f***ed up!!! Spread de vord!!! Tell your friends!!!
SPOCK: Alright.
WHO left a flaming baggie full of human feces in front of the door to my quarters?
George, George I have no more credit left on my phone…
[Phone bleeping] [Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!] [computer's voice] You’re phone is currently out of credit. Please top up at the nearest starbase.
Young boy, the legal speed limit in the state of Iowa 55MPH! You are exceeding the limit by 98.878.1MPH
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Deck Officer: So this is how you tell me its over, Jim? By showing up with that whore? Oh, and aren't you two just so adorable in your matching outfits. F*** you!
CHEKOV: De men's toilet is overflowing!!!
RUN!!!!!
DAMMIT, George!!!
This is no time to send me a link to a video of two monkeys DOING IT!!!
Sarek: "Now remember to signal when changing lanes."
KIRK: Someone told me this is where I pick up my FedEx package...have you seen it?
A box marked "BANGKOK PLEASURE INC." ?
George...if I and the baby don't make it...make sure you tell Captain Robau I LOVED HIM!!!!
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