Star Trek Jokes
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Vulcans ignore you until you make a mistake.
A Ferengi without profit is like an ARCHER with a BROKEN BOW. --288th Rule of Acquisition of the Ferengi Alliance
If a Ferengi cheats a Klingon, he shall drown in his own latinum. --35th Rule of Conquest of the Klingon Empire
USER: Computer, are you bound by Asimov's First Law of Robotics?
LCARS COMPUTER: Would you like to initiate the self-destruct sequence?
A Ferengi without profit is like an ARCHER with a BROKEN BOW. --288th Rule of Acquisition of the Ferengi Alliance
If a Ferengi cheats a Klingon, he shall drown in his own latinum. --35th Rule of Conquest of the Klingon Empire
USER: Computer, are you bound by Asimov's First Law of Robotics?
LCARS COMPUTER: Would you like to initiate the self-destruct sequence?
This is still my favourite. Shame they won't let me have it for real 
A couple of funny ones I've heard in the past:
Q: Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
A: Because it flies around Uranus picking off Klingons.
as well as:
Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, because there are FOUR lights!
Q: Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
A: Because it flies around Uranus picking off Klingons.
as well as:
Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, because there are FOUR lights!
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.
You_Guyz
Commander
Erm, they aren't jokes.
A. How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Depends how much they charge per lightbulb, plus there's the subcontractors to consider...
A. Depends how much they charge per lightbulb, plus there's the subcontractors to consider...
Q. Gul Dukat, Enbarian Tain and Weyoun are traveling in a shuttle. It cashes. Who is saved?
A.
A.
The Cardassian people!
Where do good, health-concious Trekkies work out?
At the He's Dead Gym.
What do you call an overweight Gul?
A Lardassian.
HUR HUR HUR.
A Lardassian.
HUR HUR HUR.
Q: What do Storm Troopers working in the Death Star do during their down time?
A: They shop at the Darth Mall.
Note from FSM: Yeah, wrong franchise, but it was bad enough to put here.
A: They shop at the Darth Mall.
Note from FSM: Yeah, wrong franchise, but it was bad enough to put here.
Favorite Klingon barroom game? Ferengi tossing! 
Q: What did Commander Riker say when he found out he'd been duplicated by the transporter?
A: "We're Number One! We're Number One!"
Q: Why are Gates McFadden (Dr. Crusher), Michael Dorn (Lieutenant Worf), and Marina Sirtis (Counselor Troi) similar?
A: Because one's a dock, one's a wharf, and one's a marina.
A: "We're Number One! We're Number One!"
Q: Why are Gates McFadden (Dr. Crusher), Michael Dorn (Lieutenant Worf), and Marina Sirtis (Counselor Troi) similar?
A: Because one's a dock, one's a wharf, and one's a marina.
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