STAR TREK Jokes, Parodies, And Puns...

[Farscape One]

Why did Beverly Crusher watch JOHN WICK?



She thought it was a documentary about candle sex.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

What happened when Lt Uhura was reassigned temporarily?

You had a detached Nichelle.

 

[Farscape One]

All of Lt. Durst's organs were taken by the Vidiians... except one. Why?





They didn't have the heart to take everything.

 

[Oddish]

Or maybe they didn't have the guts.

 

[Farscape One]

"I'm Too Sexy", inspired by the lovely starship Enterprise...


(Intro)
I'm too sexy for Klingons
Too sexy for Klingons
Klingons, just leave me!

(verse)
I'm too sexy for my Kirk
Too sexy for my Kirk
So sexy, it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Jan Rand
Too sexy for Jan Rand
Yeoman Jan-ice Rand
And I'm too sexy for the Party
For the Landing Party
No way, not the Landing Party

(chorus)
I'm a starship
You know what I mean
And I do my little warp
On tv screen
Yeah, on tv screen
Yeah, the tv, yeah
I do my little warp on the tv

(verse)
I'm too sexy for this star
Too sexy for this star
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for the Shat
Too sexy for the Shat
Whatcha think about that?

(chorus)
I'm a starship
You know what I mean
And I do my little warp
On tv screen
Yeah, on tv screen
Yeah, the tv, yeah
I shake my shuttlebay on the tv!

Too sexy for my...
Too sexy for my...
Too sexy for my...
Engage!

(chorus)
I'm a starship
You know what I mean
And I do my little warp
On tv screen
Yeah, on tv screen
Yeah, the tv, yeah
I do my little warp on the tv

(verse)
I'm too sexy for my Scott
Too sexy for my Scott
Poor Scotty, poor Scotty Scott
I'm too sexy for Klingons
Too sexy for Klingons
Klingons, just leave me!


And I'm too sexy for this song!