Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GeneHunt, Apr 19, 2011.
Commander Decker Fecker
Charles Tucker Fucker
it translates as:
Sli'vaq = Prostitute.
Ezri's look of blazing-eyed righteous fury at that is absolutely priceless!
Goes to show, "Hell hath no fury..."
You know your fic's bad when Weird Al agrees to spoof it.
^Has he spoofed Trek yet?
"You're an elf with a hyperactive thyroid!"
A running gag I had as a kid with a sibling dealt with Kirk and Uhura. You see, if you say "Uhura" too fast, it sounds an awful much like "you whore."
So throughout classic Star Trek episodes we would just crack up whenever we heard Kirk refer to her as "Lieutenant You Whore."
Yo mamma so fat, she has her own neutral zone.
Yo mamma so fat, when she uses the transporter - they have to use the whole computer core to store her pattern.
Your mom's so old she makes Arlene Galway look like Balok!
your momma's so fat you can slingshot around her and travel back in time 2 years
Yo Momma's so ugly even Captain Kirk won't sleep with her!
Not really an insult, but when I was in college a roommate of ours (turned uot he was a liar and a thief, but I digress) was talking to us about something (can't remember the topic) and he suggested being a collective and I spat out "What? We aren't the fucking Borg!"
This TOS episode's so bad we're running it for the fourth season. By itself.
Yo mamma so fat, when she needs a shuttle she has to take the saucer section.
Microbrain! Growl for me, let me know you still care!
You're so boring you put Spock to sleep.
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