Squirrels just want to have fun

[Mary Ann]

But maybe squirrels like stubble.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

If you're into country music, here are a few:

American Squirrel
This One's for the Squirrels

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I Kissed a Squirrel and I Liked It."

Come to think of it, I like that lyric better than the original.

I only want to see squirrels kissing if they are well shaved in advance.

Oh great. Now I just remembered this song after decades of trying to suppress it:

Spoiler: The horror!

Muskrat Love

 

[ed629]

Squirrel, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'
Squirrel, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
Squirrel (Squirrel), you really got me now
You got me so I don't know where I'm goin'
Oh yeah (Yeah), you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night

 

[RJDiogenes]

"We're gonna come around the square with some Puerto Rican squirrels who's just dyin' ta meetchoo!"

 

[Canadave]

Every squirrel's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

 

[Gaith]

THE SQUIRREL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO

 

[scotpens]

How about some Broadway show tunes?

Goodbye old squirrel, my old squirrel,
When you awaken I'll be gone . . .

Got my tweed pressed, got my best vest
All I need now is the squirrel . . .

You're my best squirrel, and nothing you do is wrong . . .

. . . Also, I think Sour Squirrel by STP would have been interesting.

The latter sounds more like a recipe.

Mmmm . . . sweet and sour squirrel . . .

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

Squirrels, by the Beastie Boys

Squirrels - all I really want is squirrels
And in the morning it's squirrels
Cause in the evening it's squirrels
...
Squirrels - to do the dishes
Squirrels - to clean up my room
Squirrels - to do the laundry
Squirrels - and in the bathroom
Squirrels - that's all I really want is squirrels
Two at a time - I want squirrels
With new wave hairdos - I want squirrels
I ought to whip out my - squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!

 

[chardman]

Anyone remember Henry Lee Summer's mid-'80s hit "Wish I had a Girl who walked like that"? Years ago, when that song was popular, I worked with Ptrope in the picture framing department at Michael's Arts and Crafts, in Indianapolis. And our version of the song was "Wish I had a Squirrel to Ball my Cat".

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXbfC_bJxfQ[/yt]

 

[M'Sharak]

"Catholic Squirrels"
"What Kind of Squirrel Do You Think We Are?"
"Punk Rock Squirrel"
"The Squirrel with the Hungry Eyes"
"Sushi Squirrel"
"China Squirrel"

 

[GSnail]

My brother and I had a parody of Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" we used to sing while playing videogames.

He was a bird, she was a squirrel,
can I make it any more obvious...

 

[Mary Ann]

Anyone remember Henry Lee Summer's mid-'80s hit "Wish I had a Girl who walked like that"? Years ago, when that song was popular, I worked with Ptrope in the picture framing department at Michael's Arts and Crafts, in Indianapolis. And our version of the song was "Wish I had a Squirrel to Ball my Cat".

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXbfC_bJxfQ[/yt]

That was worth watching just for the killer mullet!

 

[chardman]

The mullet, and the outrageous 80's fashions!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Squirrel from Ipanema

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"What Kind of Squirrel Do You Think We Are?"

"Catholic Squirrels"
"Punk Rock Squirrel"
"The Squirrel with the Hungry Eyes"
"Sushi Squirrel"
"China Squirrel"

Are these the options then? Because if so, I guess "Punk Rock Squirrel", given the song and dance focus of the thread. I think the Catholic Squirrels would limit themselves to hymns, I don't think we've seen any Chinese music, and I strongly suspect the Sushi Squirrel is dead and mixed into a seafood dish.

 

[Random_Spock]

'Barbie squirrel'

'I'm a Barbie squirrel in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic'

O_O

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Hollaback Squirrel."

 

[SmoothieX]

^That shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Went down to Texas, yeah Texas
And we had some fun.
We met some squirrels,
some dancers who gave a good time.

 

[scotpens]

Do you love me,
Do you, surfer squirrel?

I wish they all could be California squirrels . . .

None of the guys go steady, 'cause it wouldn't be right
To leave your best squirrel home on a Saturday night . . .