Squirrels just want to have fun

[Mary Ann]

A friend on Facebook posted that her young daughter and a friend were singing songs while replacing "girl" with "squirrel". I've been having some fun doing this with Facebook friends (yes, I'm 8 ) and thought it would make for a fun thread here. I'll start with a few:

"Squirrelfriend in a coma"
"Young squirrel, get out of my mind..."
"She's the kind of squirrel who puts you down when friends are there..."

Who's next?

 

[Miss Chicken]

"One Less Lonely Squirrel"

"My, my squirrel Bill"

That last one isn't all that easy to say.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"You're my... brown-eyed squirrel."

"Standin' on the corner, watchin' all the squirrels go by."

"It's a squirrel, my lord, in a flatbed Ford."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

There's something inherently amusing about either squirrels or the word "squirrel" (or both), isn't there? When I was young, it was my prefered word for replacing other words in songs, too.

 

[SPOCKED]

"My, my squirrel Bill"

That last one isn't all that easy to say.

Can't say enough about the way I feel about my squirrel... my squirrel, Bill

 

[Kira's Mom]

Squirrel you know it's true...

I wish they all could be California squirrels!

 

[Alidar Jarok]

The Squirrel's got rhythm

Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels

Also, I think Sour Squirrel by STP would have been interesting.

 

[Mary Ann]

The latter sounds more like a recipe.

 

[SmoothieX]

Squirrels Gone Wild.

 

[B.J.]

Heh. Going the opposite way, the song "Squirrels in my Pants" from Phineas and Ferb could get real interesting.

 

[Vulagr]

Papa Loved Squirrels
Seminole Squirrel
A Country Squirrel Can Survive
I Don't Need A Squirrel
White Squirrel
Squirreler
Squirrel It
I Got My Mind Set On Squirrels
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Squirrels
People Are Squirrels
She Blinded Me With Squirrels
The Cross Of Squirrels

Alternate lyrics include...

Squirrels just want to shoot guns, oh squirrels just want to shoot, that's all they really want, is to shoot guns, oh when the working day is done oj girls just want to shoot guns, yes, squirrels just want to shoot guns.
Dancing With My Squirrels

 

[sojourner]

^That's just fail. Considering most of those songs don't have girl in the title.

Squirrel can't help it.

 

[SPOCKED]

I've Been Waiting For A Squirrel Like You

To All The Squirrels I've Loved Before (Who travelled in and out my door...)

 

[Darth Duck]

Fat bottomed squirrels
Spooky little squirrel like you
Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon
Cowsquirrel in the sand
Cocaine cowsquirrel

 

[auntiehill]

"I Kissed a Squirrel and I Liked It."

Come to think of it, I like that lyric better than the original.

 

[Kirby]

Squirrel can't help it.

D'oh! that was the first one that came to mind.

Squirrels With Guns
Hot Squirrels in Love
Material Squirrel
Surfer Squirrel

 

[Mary Ann]

Don't know about you guys but I'm getting some great mental images from your suggestions.

"Squirrels on Film"
"Did you happen to see the most beautiful squirrel in the world?"

 

[LitmusDragon]

Uptown Squirrel
Cinnamon Squirrel
You're Lost, Little Squirrel (It's a Doors song)

"Look for the squirrel with the sun in her eyes and she's gone ..."

 

[Owain Taggart]

From Great Big Sea's The Mermaid, which is actually an old Shel Silverstein poem:

"You can search the world for pretty squirrels Til your eyes grow weak and dim"

Same song, later verse:

"I love that squirrel with all my heart And I don't give a damn bout the upper part 'Cause that's how I get my tail."

 

[SmoothieX]

"I Kissed a Squirrel and I Liked It."

Come to think of it, I like that lyric better than the original.

I only want to see squirrels kissing if they are well shaved in advance.