Sports 'lookalikes'

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Edit: All right. Fine. Never mind. Forget I ever said anything.

 

[SmoothieX]

And there's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

That's what she said...

 

[SmoothieX]

When it's with me girl, you only need 2 minutes, 'cuz I'm so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaved. And then you turn to me and say something sexy, like, "Is that it?" I know what you're trying to say girl, you're trying to say "Awww yeah, that's it."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

One minute in "heaved"? Yeah, I think most people would rather have the heaven.