"Spock's Brain:" new title?

[scotpens]

“One Of Our Brains is Missing”

“Dude, Where’s My Brain?”

Or, in the Trek tradition of “literary” episode titles:

“But He Has Not So Much Brain as Ear-Wax” (Shakespeare, The History of Troilus and Cressida, Act V, Scene 1)

 

[Itisnotlogical]

And for we have found ourselves in the sky, amongst the birds, sailing upon eternal skies

I'm not a big fan of those wordy, poetic titles that have nothing to do with what the episode's actually about, sorry plynch

 

[gomtuu20]

Most of these have been great.
I think Christopher's "Too Cerebral?" is my hands-down favorite.
This episode is frequently listed as the worst episode ever. So I find it interesting that Shades of Grey came up here since Shades of Gray was Next Generations one and only clip show, and the worst of the series (maybe of all the various series). An episode that DID have a poetic title (And the Childred Shall Lead) gets my vote for the worst TOS episode. Any way, my entries (admittedly not as creative as previous entries) are....
I seem to be losing my mind.
Robo Spock
How to have a lobotomy and still not mess up your hair.
I Am Not Spock
Mixed up miniskirt brain surgeons from outer space
Delightful, Brain-stealing she-devils
How to lose your brain in one easy step.
A Hole in the Head
I miss head
I forgot: The tragic saga of how a surgeon forgot how to do surgery and became a bio-robitics instructor instead.

 

[Orcus]

I Am Not Spock

That's a good one...

 

[Isis]

"The Brain Drain
or
Now I'll Find Out Whether My Crewmates Love Me Just for My Body"


"Who's the Brains of This Operation?"

 

[Isis]

"Whose Brain Is It Anyway?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Brain Salad Surgery

 

[Smellincoffee]

"Brain? Wherefore Art Thou Brain? "

 

[Ssosmcin]

"Spock's Dick"

A while back, someone posted a series of stills while postulating that every occurence of "brain" in the titles and dialog should be replaced by the word "dick." It was pretty funny.

 

[Joker]

Life of Brain

 

[scotpens]

"Spock's Dick"

A while back, someone posted a series of stills while postulating that every occurence of "brain" in the titles and dialog should be replaced by the word "dick." It was pretty funny.

Many years ago, my brother and I improvised a broadly parodic sketch based on this episode, which we called “Spock’s Cock.” I’m sure many other Trekkers have done the same.

KIRK: Come on, Bones. What's the mystery?
MCCOY: Jim, it’s . . . it’s his penis.
KIRK: Well, what about it? Spit it out, man!

 

[Duane]

Forbidden Knowledge

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

"Dude, where's my Brain?"

McCoy: Jim man, his brain is, like, totally gone

Kirk: Whoa! Major Bummer!

 

[Potemkin_Prod]

Brain, Brain, Who's Got Spock's Brain?