"Spock's Brain:" new title?

[plynch]

Having seen several Spock's Brain threads recently, it struck me what a dull, unpoetic title that is compared to so many other Trek ep titles.

You know, mellifluous phrases like "Let that be your last battlefield," "For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky," Is there in truth no beauty?" etc.

So let's brainwash the world into thinking it's a much better episode by giving it a cooler title.

Funny or serious are both welcome. Plays on other titles, or original.

 

[Christopher]

"Spocky and the Brain"

"Brain Stealers from Planet Sigma"

"Brain and Brain, What is Brain?"

"How to Get A Head Without Really Trying"

"Too Cerebral?"

 

[Commodore_Rook]

"It's What Really Matters"

"Shades of Grey"

(Yes, both a play on "grey matter")

 

[plynch]

For the Skull is Hollow and Ey(morg) Have Touched This Guy

 

[Shatnertage]

^

The Incredibly Mixed-Up Vulcan Who Got His Brain Stolen and Became a Zombie

(Don't) Have Brain, Will Travel

 

[jefferiestubes8]

giving it a cooler title.

Funny or serious are both welcome.

serious.
These are the chapter titles for the DVD from the episode:

1 Unidentified Vessel.
2 His Brain Is Gone...
3 Morgs and Eymorgs.
4 Pain and Delight.
5 Disembodied Vulcan.
6 The Old Knowledge.

via
http://www.startrekcrossindex.com/DVtos.html

2,4,5, or 6

 

[T'Girl]

Brain Stealing Bimbo's from Outer Space.

 

[Alienesse]

These are the chapter titles for the DVD from the episode:

1 Unidentified Vessel.
2 His Brain Is Gone...
3 Morgs and Eymorgs.
4 Pain and Delight.
5 Disembodied Vulcan.
6 The Old Knowledge.

Actually, "Disembodied Vulcan" sounds very very cool! That would have made a far better episode title. Although it may have been a little misleading in that one would expect an episode with a title like that to be something world-shatteringly profound, which "Spock's Brain" doesn't really qualify as.

 

[SPOCKED]

NoBrainer

Fascinating.. I Run This Shit

Prognosis: Hobgoblin!

I'm A Doctor Not A Clueless Zombie Surgeon

 

[Shatnertage]

A Brain too Far

5431.4: A Spock Odyssey

A Clockwork Vulcan

 

[Cicero]

These are the chapter titles for the DVD from the episode:

1 Unidentified Vessel.
2 His Brain Is Gone...
3 Morgs and Eymorgs.
4 Pain and Delight.
5 Disembodied Vulcan.
6 The Old Knowledge.

Actually, "Disembodied Vulcan" sounds very very cool! That would have made a far better episode title. Although it may have been a little misleading in that one would expect an episode with a title like that to be something world-shatteringly profound, which "Spock's Brain" doesn't really qualify as.

I like "The Old Knowledge."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

That pointy eared guy gets his noggin nicked

 

[Warped9]

"The Controller"

 

[Kelso]

"Pain and Delight"

... because I experience both simultaneously while watching.

 

[Nerys Myk]

For Emorgs Who Have Considered Brain Surgery When Delight Might Be Enough.

 

[Dusty Ayres]

For Emorgs Who Have Considered Brain Surgery When Delight Might Be Enough.

Great title, except for the black women who will come after you and kill you...

 

[KeepOnTrekking]

Girls Behaving Badly

 

[Nerys Myk]

Beach Blanket Brain Surgery

 

[scottydog]

Spock's No-Brainer

 

[ItsGreen]

"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"