Spock/McCoy in Quentin Tarantino's film

[Lord Garth]

They need to get into an extended discussion/debate in a film like this. The Mother of all Spock/McCoy arguments. Imagine them being like Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction (except heroes).

Pick a topic for them to argue about and the ongoing dialogue practically writes itself.

 

[Captain of the USS Averof]

"Do you know what they call a plateful of live Gagh on Rigel?"

 

[Tallguy]

Just imagine the racial slurs for Vulcans that a Tarantino McCoy could come up with!

 

[fireproof78]

Is it possible to spell Quentin Tarantino's name right? That's my question O_o

 

[M'Sharak]

Is it possible to spell Quentin Tarantino's name right? That's my question O_o

Fixed.

 

[Tenacity]

McCoy: "Aren't you dead?"

Spock: "Right back at you."

 

[Mad Jack Wolfe]

Is it possible to spell Quentin Tarantino's name right? That's my question O_o

Quirky Turpentino.

 

[Lord Garth]

Not that it excuses my misspelling Quentin Tarantino's name, but my real name is Roland Khorshidianzadeh (it's Iranian). I'm used to people getting my last name wrong. When you have a last name like mine, you have to roll with it or you'll be driven as nuts as Lord Garth.

 

[fireproof78]

Not that it excuses my misspelling Quentin Tarantino's name, but my real name is Roland Khorshidianzadeh (it's Iranian). I'm used to people getting my last name wrong. When you have a last name like mine, you have to roll with it or you'll be driven as nuts as Lord Garth.

Yeah, I can see that happening. And I thought having an unusual spelling of Erich was bad.

 

[Greg Cox]

Pity poor Joss Whedon who has probably the most misspelled name on the internet this side of J. Michael Straczynski: "Josh Wheedon," "Weldon," "Wheadon," etc.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Do you think Quinton Tarantula will bring back Benedict Cumberbund's Kahn?

 

[Commishsleer]

I thought this was going to be a very interesting thread from the title Spock/McCoy. But alas I'm disappointed again...
I think QT would have had a good time with Kahn and the other bad guys but I'm not sure about him writing for heroes.

 

[Lord Garth]

I expected someone would eventually reply with, "I can see it right now!" And then they'd post some type of ongoing dialogue. I'm sure someone will be up the challenge.

 

[Greg Cox]

Do you think Quinton Tarantula will bring back Benedict Cumberbund's Kahn?

The pain, the pain . . .

 

[Jayson1]

How about this if he does "The Naked TIme" only instead following towards a planet the Klingons are out there, McCoy is trying to get Spock to sickbay because he is starting to show emotions.

Bones: Your sick Spock! The captain needs you, the real you. Not some hobgoblin acting like a deranged crackhead. Now get your pointy eared ass down to sickbay so I get some troxlin in your system or else you will be shitting green blood out your shithole if not treated.

Spock: FIne! You want to run the scans then? Let's see how good that medical license is at detecting spikey headed n-words because I don't recall seeing any files about any courses from med school that covers detecting spikey- headed n=words in your motherfucking personal file. Now unless you want to have a intimate encounter with a Bat'leth trying to fuck you in your stomach you will attend to the captain and let me do my job.

Jason

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Pity poor Joss Whedon who has probably the most misspelled name on the internet this side of J. Michael Straczynski: "Josh Wheedon," "Weldon," "Wheadon," etc.

Wheaton

[Stewie] Whil Wheaton [/Stewie]

 

[Lord Garth]

How about this if he does "The Naked TIme" only instead following towards a planet the Klingons are out there, McCoy is trying to get Spock to sickbay because he is starting to show emotions.

Bones: Your sick Spock! The captain needs you, the real you. Not some hobgoblin acting like a deranged crackhead. Now get your pointy eared ass down to sickbay so I get some troxlin in your system or else you will be shitting green blood out your shithole if not treated.

Spock: FIne! You want to run the scans then? Let's see how good that medical license is at detecting spikey headed n-words because I don't recall seeing any files about any courses from med school that covers detecting spikey- headed n=words in your motherfucking personal file. Now unless you want to have a intimate encounter with a Bat'leth trying to fuck you in your stomach you will attend to the captain and let me do my job.

Jason

Spock (to a Klingon): What does Scotty look like? WHAT DOES SCOTTY LOOK LIKE? Does he look like a bitch? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?

Then the Klingons fire disruptors at Spock and McCoy and miss.

Spock (after they kill the Klingons): This was Divine Intervention.

McCoy: What type of Vulcan bullshit mumbo-jumbo are you on about?

Spock: No, not Vulcan. God. God is the shepherd protecting my logical ass.

McCoy: You're starting to sound like Sybok.

Spock: Who?

McCoy: Forget it. But what do you mean God is the shepherd?

Spock: When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, most be the goddamn motherfucking truth. It's logical as shit.

McCoy: Damn. Care for a snort or Tennessee Whiskey?

 

[Jayson1]

Spock (to a Klingon): What does Scotty look like? WHAT DOES SCOTTY LOOK LIKE? Does he look like a bitch? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?

Actually the conversation should be interuped mid-sentence after the last 'DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH' with the Klingons head exploding and blood spurting everywhere like in "Kill BIll" Camera shows Scotty holding a phaser with smoke coming out of the tip of it and then Scotty walks over to the headless body and finishes the sentence with, "THEN WHY'D YOU TRY TO FUCK ME LIKE A BITCH, LADDIE."

Jason

 

[Lord Garth]

^ That's it!

 

[WarpTenLizard]

Maybe someone's already said it, but just in case: insert obvious joke about a Ferengi sharing his species' views on tipping.