So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition DVD.

[blockaderunner]

...comimg out??

You know the version where everyone asks "Where's Captain Robau?" in every scene he's not in?

Also, in that version he saves Vulcan be creating a gravity well of badassness to force the black hole to collapse within itself before taking the planet.

There were other deleted scenes, but I need my fellow BBSers to remind me.

 

[QuasarVM]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

Is this the cut where he dies in an even quicker "badass" way?

 

[6079SmithW]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

No, its the cut where he leaps out of the screen to kick the ass of non-believers.

 

[Islander]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

Robau works in mysterious ways...

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

It comes out when Robau SAYS it's time for it to come out.

Not one nanosecond sooner. Got it?

 

[Classic Fan]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

Is this the cut where he dies in an even quicker "badass" way?

Nah, its the edition which comes boxed in a Robau bust with removable head. Its a five disc set with the usual 3 disc blu-ray, the other two are interviews of Farin Tahir talking about Robau and the hours of deleted Robau scenes.

The alternate ending is a must for any Robau fan, as it features Robau as captain of the Enterprise-A fighting General Chang in Badest Badass Trek VI: The Badest Badass of Starfleet, and yes, im better than James T. Kirk as he is but a mere mortal.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

The edition of the film that comes with a year's supply of Viagra, Cialis and scalp wax. A good investment when you think about it.

 

[Aragorn]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

Once they figure out how to put the full capabilities of 100 million Blu-ray discs onto one disc, then they can have a Robau Edition.

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

The ultimate Robau edition is the alternate movie with Robau replacing Nero as the antagonist by killing Nero at the beginning of the film and usurping his place as leader of the Romulans!

You all realize of course that M' is going to close this thread, faster than you can blink.

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

The Robau edition comes with deleted scenes where Robau killed Nero, took over the Narada and made love to the female Romulans in the crew.

 

[Islander]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

The Robau edition comes with deleted scenes where Robau killed Nero, took over the Narada and made love to the female Romulans in the crew.

No, that was Ayel in drags...

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

The Robau edition comes with deleted scenes where Robau killed Nero, took over the Narada and made love to the female Romulans in the crew.

No, that was Ayel in drags...

That explains why a vagina was visible when Kirk shot him and he fell off the platform.

 

[M'Sharak]

Re: So, when is the Star Trek: Ultimate Badass Captain Robau Edition D

Guys, the "Facts About Captain Robau" thread is over here, 'K? One spam haven at a time.