So one night in Kira's quarters...

[Admiral James Kirk]

So Odo and Quark are in Quark's Bar one night, when Quark slips the shapeshifter some Spanish fly.

As things start to get more intense, Quark begs Odo to morph out of his uniform. Odo smiles warmly, and says "Whip that thing out and I'll turn into a targ and rip your pecker off."

Suffice it to say Quark did not whip it out and went to bed blue balled that night.

 

[Sykonee]

So Vedek Bareil and Shakaar are in Kira's quarters one night, making out with each other. As things start to get more intense, Shakaar begins to take off Bareil's robe. The Vedek smiles warmly, and says "We should have done this a long time ago." Shakaar leans over and nuzzles Bareil playfully. "I agree," he says. Then they had sex right on Kira's bed.

Odo didn't know what to do, so remained in the form of Kira's bed.

(the thought of murder did cross his mind, though...)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

One Night in Kira's Quarters Makes a Changeling Humble..

(one of the greatest songs ever)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So Julian and Sarina are in Julian's quarters one night, making out with each other.

As things start to get more intense, Julian begins to take off Sarina's clothes. Julian smiles warmly, and says "We should have done this a long time ago." Sarina looks up and asks, "You mean last week when I was in a catatonic state?" Julian is so excited by this he goes off in his Starfleet regulation undies.

 

[Ln X]

So Sisko's office and his couch are making out with each other. As things get more intense, office takes off couch's cushions. Office smiles warmly, and says "When did I learn to be sentient?" Couch leans over, nuzzling playfully. "This shit is weird!" So then they invited people into/onto them for sex.

An englishman, irishman and a scotsman walked in- oh wait you know the rest.

Woot! I am crying from laughter!

Here's my take:

So the two Kira's are in their quarters one night, making out with each other.

As things start to get more intense, the first Kira begins to take off the others uniform. She smiles warmly, and says to her double, "We should have done this a long time ago." The second Kira leans over and nuzzles the other playfully.

"I agree," she says, "I didn't realise it was possible to have sex with oneself until I met you Odo."

 

[apenpaap]

So Morn and Mardah were in Morn's quarters one night, and Morn was rapidly charming her with his incredible vocabulary and endless wit.

Then the camera showed up and Morn's flood of words ran dry and he didn't get lucky.

 

[TheGodBen]

So DS9 and the Enterprise are in the denorios belt one night, engaging in docking procedures. As things start to get more intense, the station extends its docking tube. The Enterprise signals the station to indicate it's ready to make a seal. The station makes contact with the Enterprise's airlock and engages docking clamps.

Then they had sex right on the wormhole.

 

[Sindatur]

So DS9 and the Enterprise are in the denorios belt one night, engaging in docking procedures. As things start to get more intense, the station extends its docking tube. The Enterprise signals the station to indicate it's ready to make a seal. The station makes contact with the Enterprise's airlock and engages docking clamps.

Then they had sex right on the wormhole.

Heh, docking clamps, that does sound dirty

 

[Ezri D]

So Jadzia and Kira are in Kira's quarters one night, making out with each other.

As things start to get more intense, Jadzia begins to take off Kira's uniform. Kira smiles warmly, and says "We should have done this a long time ago." Jadzia leans over and nuzzles Kira playfully.

"I agree," she says, "but let's not tell Lieutenant Dax I've been using her form to practice shapeshifting humanoid features."

Ah, I was thinking for the past few weeks why Kira was looking at me that way. Maybe I should go into Kira's room and say, hi Kira it is me Odo.

 

[Seven of Five]

So one night, Odo was alone in his room with his bucket. He'd had a particularly long day, so decided to revert to his gelatinous form. As he spilled into the bucket, he realised that it was that naughty Female Shapeshifter. "Ha! Fooled you!" she pronounced. Odo and FS swished around the room together like a tidal wave.