So Joe Carey walks into Sickbay...

[chrinFinity]

So Lieutenant Carey walks into sickbay for his first post-Caretaker physical on Voyager, and activates the EMH.

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency," says The Doctor. Joe Carey tells him "I'm here for my physical, doc." The Doctor scans him.

"At Kes's suggestion, I've been trying to improve my bedside manner. Would you like to hear a joke?" The Doctor asks. "Sure, doc," replies Carey. "Knock Knock," says The Doctor.

"Who's there?" Carey asks. "Orange," says The Doctor. Carey responds skeptically, "...Orange who?"

The Doctor replies, "Orange you glad I didn't say B'Elanna?"

 

[Flashover]

GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!

 

[T'Girl]

"So Lieutenant Carey walks into sickbay... "

So a Klingon, a Romulan and a Cardassian, all walk into a bar.

The Bartender says, "You two fine gentlemen can drink for free, if you both first kill that scum."

The Klingon, Romulan and Cardassian all disintegrate each other.

The bartender goes back to his paper.

 

[F. King Daniel]

So Lieutenant Carey walks into sickbay for his first post-Caretaker physical on Voyager, and activates the EMH.

"Please state the nature of the medical emergency," says The Doctor. Joe Carey tells him "I'm here for my physical, doc." The Doctor scans him.

"At Kes's suggestion, I've been trying to improve my bedside manner. Would you like to hear a joke?" The Doctor asks. "Sure, doc," replies Carey. "Knock Knock," says The Doctor.

"Who's there?" Carey asks. "Orange," says The Doctor. Carey responds skeptically, "...Orange who?"

The Doctor replies, "Orange you glad I didn't say B'Elanna?"

I actually smiled. Congratulations.

 

[Shatnertage]

Having listened to more than enough knock-knock jokes this week, that was still pretty funny.

 

[froot]

I am giggling uncontrollably. Well-played.

 

[Kadratis]

How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
All of them.

Or the horrible jokes from Paris in Somebody to Watch Over Me:

How do you bend a hologram's ear?
Use a prism.

What did the counsellor say to the hologram?
"You're projecting!"

 

[Cyke101]

That picture really sells it