So, how long has it been since you masterbated

[Zulu Romeo]

monkey seller ay? got any lemurs going cheap?

Or meerkats?

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Uh... What happened to basic romantic fantasy?

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

I'm a door to door monkey salesman.

Well this was supose to come in handy later when Rasida Jones locks me in the cage while I am still in my cheerleader outfit. I never got around to it though in my fantasy.

Jason

I like wearing dresses but man, I chaff sometimes. But I can curtsy pretty damn good.

 

[Jayson]

Uh... What happened to basic romantic fantasy?

Mine is pretty basic. I mean it starts off like any good romance. I am sitting on a couch trying to sale her a monkey. She gets on my lap and starts giving me a lapdance while I am going "ma'am please I just want to sale you a monkey." She then tells me she will buy a monkey if I put on a cheerleader outfit so I do it. I then go into the cage to get her monkey and she locks me in. "She plans to use me as her cheerleader toy" This stuff happens all the time to door to door salesman I suspect.


Jason

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Uh... What happened to basic romantic fantasy?

Mine is pretty basic. I mean it starts off like any good romance. I am sitting on a couch trying to sale her a monkey. She gets on my lap and starts giving me a lapdance while I am going "ma'am please I just want to sale you a monkey." She then tells me she will buy a monkey if I put on a cheerleader outfit so I do it. I then go into the cage to get her monkey and she locks me in. "She plans to use me as her cheerleader toy" This stuff happens all the time to door to door salesman I suspect.


Jason

Yes...yes it does...*backs away*

 

[Holdfast]

Uh... What happened to basic romantic fantasy?

Mine is pretty basic. I mean it starts off like any good romance. I am sitting on a couch trying to sale her a monkey. She gets on my lap and starts giving me a lapdance while I am going "ma'am please I just want to sale you a monkey." She then tells me she will buy a monkey if I put on a cheerleader outfit so I do it. I then go into the cage to get her monkey and she locks me in. "She plans to use me as her cheerleader toy" This stuff happens all the time to door to door salesman I suspect.


Jason

You're on FIRE tonight.

 

[sidious618]

What exactly IS Jayson's story? Is he a dual or something?

 

[Jayson]

What exactly IS Jayson's story? Is he a dual or something?

I wish I was a dual! I like the idea that I might in reality be some super cool, super suave guy who is also super hot and has girls falling all over themselves just to be near me.

Jason

 

[Mallory]

What exactly IS Jayson's story? Is he a dual or something?

Jayson isn't dual, he's a TrekBBS institution!

 

[RAMA]

I hate myself for getting a page into this thread.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

I've been enjoying myself this evening... Dreaming of the right guy enjoying me... and me enjoying him...

 

[An Officer]

Wouldn't it be funny if Jayson had a totally sane, boringly ordinary dual?
I could take some guesses right now...

 

[exodus]

I hate myself for getting a page into this thread.

 

[CorporalClegg]

I hate myself for getting a page into this thread.

Jayson's threads are like good car wreaks. No matter how much you tell yourself you're going to ignore the next one, you inevitably can't resist the urge to slow down and gawk.

 

[Roshi]

Wouldn't it be funny if Jayson had a totally sane, boringly ordinary dual?
I could take some guesses right now...

You mean like Clark Kent/Superman?

 

[exodus]

I hate myself for getting a page into this thread.

Jayson's threads are like good car wreaks. No matter how much you tell yourself you're going to ignore the next one, you inevitably can't resist the urge to slow down and gawk.

..but this isn't even a Jayson thread.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

What do you mean last time? Doesn't everyone masturbate when they're on the Star Trek BBS?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Well, I just did it again. Started out as Trica Heffer, turned to Boomer for a minute but ended with D'iana Byers. Not only that but I even added some new canon to the "Battlestar Galatica" universe. Did you know the cylons had contact with modern earth society and was experimenting with human sexuality by keeping love slaves aboard their Baseships?

Jason

I'd never trust a man who didn't think of Nikki Clyne when he was whackin it to BSG girls.

 

[Mallory]

What do you mean last time? Doesn't everyone masturbate when they're on the Star Trek BBS?

Only when they visit the Trek Art forum.

 

[CorporalClegg]

..but this isn't even a Jayson thread.

Oh Jeez....

If it walks like a duck...