Smallville10x21&22 "Finale" Discuss/Grade

[Mr. Adventure]

I suppose the producers think the audience is really interested in this wedding.

 

[Procutus]

"Do you, Clark Kent, take these big, phony, fun-bags to be your lawfully wedded breasts, to hold and to fondle from this day forward... Or at least until the warranty on the implants expire?"

 

[DarthPipes]

"Clark, can you read my mind?"

"Hell Lois, I can barely read my own."

 

[DarthPipes]

So everyone is taking pictures of him without glasses, nice

NO ONE will EVER make the connection that he's superman

About a hundred wedding cards will go missing...or not.

 

[Tom]

gratioutas pop song, wha is this SGU season1 lol

 

[Brent]

That's just not acceptable in my book, he needs to get married as "Clark" with the glasses, cause everyone is taking pictures of him there.

come on, that's just ridiculous there, all that trouble he's gone to to try and create this alter ego, and he's blown it big time

 

[Brent]

At this point I'm thinking there has to be a planet wide mind wipe

 

[Mr Silver]

When I said earlier about being able to Fly. Yes we all know he can do it, but lacks the self confidence (plot device) to do so. I was thinking, what if...The Gold K somehow gives him a kick up the ass and allows him to focus finally and from then on?

 

[Mr. Adventure]

You'd think they could throw us a bone and give us a couple of hot Furies in leather standing with Granny or something.

 

[Trekker4747]

"Do you, Clark Kent, take these big, phony, fun-bags to be your lawfully wedded breasts, to hold and to fondle from this day forward... Or at least until the warranty on the implants expire?"

Now, now. That's just not fair.

I actually don't think this episode is doing too bad, overall.

 

[DarthPipes]

So Clark is going to take off his glasses, reveal himself as Superman, save the day, and his wedding guest still won't fucking know he's Superman?

 

[Procutus]

At this point I'm thinking there has to be a planet wide mind wipe

No, there's a wide planet about to wipe out ours.

 

[highlander]

"Do you, Clark Kent, take these big, phony, fun-bags to be your lawfully wedded breasts, to hold and to fondle from this day forward... Or at least until the warranty on the implants expire?"

You don't like the fake ta-tas eh?

 

[Trevacious]

come on, that's just ridiculous there, all that trouble he's gone to to try and create this alter ego, and he's blown it big time

Brain wipes for everybody.

 

[Brent]

This hour has disappointed me, a full hour of angst

And the wedding with no glasses is just icing on the fail cake

 

[Procutus]

So Clark is going to take off his glasses, reveal himself as Superman, save the day, and his wedding guest still won't fucking know he's Superman?

I'm having a bit of a problem with that as well.

 

[Samurai8472]

The last hour will be packed.

So much so something's going to get left out or rushed.

Perfect.

 

[DarthPipes]

Mind wipe? Feels more like an ass rape...

 

[Mr Silver]

I'm thinking the Glasses thing won't really matter, somehow Clark's hair will change or whatever and his eyes will glow all Kryptonian when he's in Superman mode.

 

[Brent]

We coulda just skiped this episode to be honest, so the finale is really only 1 hour