Situations where you could quote deep space nine
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Our house cat will whine incessantly all morning until you give her a bowl of Redi-Whip whipped cream. My girlfriend, who hates Deep Space Nine, tells me that it's time to dispense the White to the Jem'Hadar. I usually fill the bowl with Redi-Whip and say "receive this gift from the founders, may it keep you strong."
HAHA - An admission to murder during a speeding stop... This one made me laugh hard! Thanks!
I ALMOST praised one of my co-workers' performance as a thing of "meticulous exactitude."
Hell, I AM tempted to actually say that next time the occasion comes up.
Hell, I AM tempted to actually say that next time the occasion comes up.
When someone asks you why you have two cellphones, iPods, laptops or televisions:
"One for the Vorta, and one for the Jem'Hadar First."
Before your next pick-up game of the sport of your preference:
"I don't suppose you would like to surrender and avoid unnecessary bloodshed?"
"One for the Vorta, and one for the Jem'Hadar First."
Before your next pick-up game of the sport of your preference:
"I don't suppose you would like to surrender and avoid unnecessary bloodshed?"
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HAH HAH HAH HAH! OMG, you're worse than my dad ... when I was growing up, he used to refer to my cat as "Gul Du-cat!"
Personally, I'd like to use Jem'Hadar battle cry of "Victory is life!" when I go into court ... but then I think the judge might look at me funny, you know?
Also, when somone offers you refreshment, request "Prune juice, a warrior's drink!"
When someone invites you to work out with them, qoute Quark: "Exercise makes me sweat."
O'Brien's "I'm no angel -- but I try to live every day as the best human being I know how to be." is my approach to life.
When being helpful...and sometimes, when feeling used and sarcastic:
O'Brien: As the Vulcans say, "we're here to serve."
When encountering a convenient coincidence:
Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. I don't trust coincidences.
When being dragged into bothersome conversations at dinner:
O'Brien: My mother always said, 'If you try to combine talking and eating, you'll end up doing neither very well.'
I think of this every time I babysit my niece and nephew:
Jake: Dad, I'm fourteen!
Sisko: Glad we agree on something. Go to bed.
I've never had an occasion to use this line from Sisko, but I want to:
Sisko: I wasn't yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.
When admiring art: "Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
When being chased by someone on a pogo stick: "He's a one-legged crazy man!"
When being helpful...and sometimes, when feeling used and sarcastic:
O'Brien: As the Vulcans say, "we're here to serve."
When encountering a convenient coincidence:
Garak: I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. I don't trust coincidences.
When being dragged into bothersome conversations at dinner:
O'Brien: My mother always said, 'If you try to combine talking and eating, you'll end up doing neither very well.'
I think of this every time I babysit my niece and nephew:
Jake: Dad, I'm fourteen!
Sisko: Glad we agree on something. Go to bed.
I've never had an occasion to use this line from Sisko, but I want to:
Sisko: I wasn't yelling. I was expressing my opinion loudly.
When admiring art: "Would this be more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
When being chased by someone on a pogo stick: "He's a one-legged crazy man!"
I hate it when that happens.
I am actually quite often in a position to say that. In fact, I think I've said it at least once not even remembering it's a DS9 quote.
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