Situations where you could quote deep space nine

[GeneHunt]

Heres some I have thought of:

1. When someone tells you not to call them something:

"I will call you whatever I please, and you will learn to like it.."

2. When you have a web site and you want someone to link to it

"All I ask is that you link with me"

3. When your in a church and the priest is about to drop a book

"Emissary the book!!"

4. When someone offers you gold for something

"Gold is good"

5. When someone gives you something fake.

"Its a faaake"

6. When you've purchased a brand new designer shirt and someone says its an imitation

"It is reaaal"

7. When you have just come off the phone to someones dad.

"I was talking to your father"

8. When you rip your trousers

"I dont believe it, I tore my pants"

9. When you cant by anymore cigerettes for 10 days.

"This ration of white must last till were rescued atleast 10 days".

10. On payday and your getting your wage from the founders of the company

"May you receive this reward from the founders may it keep you strong".

Feel free to add some more...

 

[ninetofive]

When someone offers to show you the new porn clip they just downloaded:
"On screen. Maximum magnification!"

 

[Photon]

When Pissed

I have 500 Photon Torpedoes locked on your position

 

[ninetofive]

When someone is boasting:
"Brag all you want, but don't get between me and the bloodwine!"

When your parent or spouse asks you why you've barely touched your dinner:
"If you must know, I've been nibbling on Delavian chocolates all morning."

 

[Magisterfrodo]

When someone has been caught repeating something untrue - "That's why you should never tell the same lie twice."

When your kid screws up - "You have the right to remain silent, but doing so may be inferred as an indication of your guilt."

 

[Faldor]

when your pulled over for speeding

"I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I was an accessory to murder. But most damning of all... I think I can live with it."

 

[TeutonicNights]

on a date:
"No one's asking you to think, my dear.Here, make yourself useful. Cut up my food for me."

 

[toughlittleship]

I often find myself quoting Winn from WYLB - "I need your help, its as simple as that".

 

[ninetofive]

It situations when I wasn't believed, I've sometimes been guilty of using Sisko's "It's the truth, whether you choose to believe it or not." (from Visionary)

 

[smeos]

I essentially stole Sisko's entire speech from "The Maquis" about being a saint in paradise for a college level presentation one time.

Nobody caught it and I got an A.

And I can live with it.

 

[Anthony Sabre]

When someone is asking you for a lot of details.

"It would be best not to dwell on such minutia."

 

[Omega Glory]

-Before inviting someone back to your apartment.

"There's an old saying. Fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we're about to find out."

 

[TigerBait]

I find myself saying alot -

"I always hope for the best, experience unfortunately has taught me to expect the worst"

 

[Darth_Pazuzu]

When someone accuses you of making a transparent lie -

"Then I shall try to make my lies more opaque."
(from Duet)

 

[Ben Sisko3]

I essentially stole Sisko's entire speech from "The Maquis" about being a saint in paradise for a college level presentation one time.

Nobody caught it and I got an A.

And I can live with it.

You're my new best friend.

 

[ninetofive]

I essentially stole Sisko's entire speech from "The Maquis" about being a saint in paradise for a college level presentation one time.

Nobody caught it and I got an A.

And I can live with it.

You're my new best friend.

I second that!

 

[ninetofive]

When you ask someone for help and they say they're busy:
"Busy acting like a Risean slut!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

I've always wanted to be in a situation where I can use Sisko's line to Kira in "Past Prologue:"

"Go over my head again and I'll have yours on a platter."

 

[Lindley]

From "Cardassians"---

"Don't apologize! It was the highpoint of my day. Don't do it again."

 

[GeneHunt]

When theres an uncontrolable fire in your area.

"Can you picture it? an entire universe set in flames!!! to burn for all eternity"