Shouldn't all the Discovery characters grow neck beards?

[Jedi_Master]

"Photoshop neckbeards onto these Klingons."

HIRED!

 

[Gepard]

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[Ar-Pharazon]

The term "physics defying neck-beard" always brings me back to this guy.

 

[cultcross]

I've never trusted neck beards and I never will. I'll never forgive them for the death of my boy.

 

[Roundabout]

Does that include the lady characters as well? How about one episode where everyone has a beard. The bearded ladies are forced to join the galactic circus. You can call the episode Beard and Circuses.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Does that include the lady characters as well? How about one episode where everyone has a beard. The bearded ladies are forced to join the galactic circus. You can call the episode Beard and Circuses.

Everyone looks better with a neckbeard

 

[GNDN18]

 

[Jedi_Master]

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[Groppler Zorn]

I mean, Riker grew a beard in TNG s2.

Come on Michael, get the lead out.

 

[cultcross]

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Four score and four hundred years ago...

 

[Tosk]

Wait, I thought a neckbeard was when the beard grows only on the neck. Since when are we using it to mean a beard that also grows onto the neck?

 

[lab rat]

Wait, I thought a neckbeard was when the beard grows only on the neck. Since when are we using it to mean a beard that also grows onto the neck?

It's a low IQ internet based random insult. No true definition. People just spew it to make themselves feel superior. It can apply to whatever the spewer wants.

 

[Jinn]

No true definition.

Wikipedia defines it as a "beard which does not include any hair on the face, but includes the hair of the neck, or under the jaw, or both".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_facial_hairstyles#Neckbeard

 

[Spot261]

So, a shit beard basically?

 

[Jinn]

So, a shit beard basically?

It was very popular in the 19th centuy. So the name fits

 

[Spot261]

You either shave, or you make your beard epic enough to justify it's own existence.

You don't half heartedly allow it to become a sign of failure, that's worse than having the gumption to wear sandals but keeping the socks because your feet get cold.

Spot - feeling all manly, Raaaagh!

 

[Kor]

Considering the glory that is Disco Spock's neck beard, and Discovery's retconning of Klingons (they have hair now!) shouldn't all the remaining facially folically challenged characters grow neck beards?
Surely there is room for more glorious neck warmers!

All characters in the show? Even women and children? That would certainly be a sight to behold.

Kor

 

[Jinn]

All characters in the show?

Except the Klingon characters.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Wait, I thought a neckbeard was when the beard grows only on the neck. Since when are we using it to mean a beard that also grows onto the neck?

Since I arrived....

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Wait, I thought a neckbeard was when the beard grows only on the neck. Since when are we using it to mean a beard that also grows onto the neck?

I'll buy it for a dollar if most of the beard is on the neck. Say, maybe 75%?