Make it a state, or incorporate it into Maryland, what is better.
We don't want it. It can be a state or...
Just combine it with NoVA and split us off from the rest of VA while you're at it.
That sounds more reasonable. NOVA and DC certainly more in common with each other than they do with the rest of Virginia. Would be one of the richest states right off the bat, too.
One question I don't think I've ever seen addressed is: does D.C. have enough to support itself as a state, assuming the U.S. government retains the ownership (and revenues thereof) of the monuments in the city?
There aren't really direct revenues from the monuments and such, given that they're free and all. Of course, that supports a huge tourism industry, but the government would just get tax revenue off of that, which it already does. Less, I would think, since it wouldn't be getting the city sales and service taxes that it gets now.
D.C. is less than 75 square miles in area. Does it have a viable economic base, or is it basically a stunted economy, with tourism being its only product?
I think you may failing to be seeing the city for the monuments. There's a little jobs engine there called the US Federal Government, and all its attendent cottage industries like research, security, PR, lobbying, law offices...rehab facilities. I imagine that might provide a handful of jobs, here and there. Plus, as I pointed out above, the city would still get the tourism revenue, unless the US government converted the National Mall into an all-inclusive resort.