Am I advocating Child pornography?
Lucas cast those actors, so it's bloody well on his shoulders.
Jake was 10, and Natalie was 20?
As a ten year old I wouldn't have flinched.
As a ten year old I had soooooooooo much porn under my bed.
I kissed my first girl consensually with reciprocation (who was my own age ) when I was 5, so I really don't know what a 10 year old has to be slack-jawed about?
Intelligent people have always felt that the lack of a love interest in the first movie was like a splinter under their thumbnail.
Although if Padme and Obi-wan were kissing and Anikan beaned him in the back of the head with a wrench screaming "She's mine! Get your dirty (space)Scottish tongue out of Her!"
That might have tided me over?
Although, I doubt that Anikan would have been accepted by the Council unless Obi-wan had as much to lose, since he wasn't allowed to kiss girls either (is it a ban on love or a ban on sex? How do they make younglings? Maybe the children of jedi are scary powerful? Too scary. Imagine if you're a Jedi and the last part of the graduation ceremony is neutering?)
A grudge between the father and son dynamic playing tug of war over the same girl?
In all probability, Padme probably had an affair with Bail Organna, which is why he took one of the twins.
But imagine if Obiwan was Luke and Leia's real father?
How that would have changed the story in Return Jedi, when Vader found you that the good guys had played him as much as the Emperor?
The force Ghost of Alec Guinness "I stopped feeling guilty about this after you killed me."
Lucas cast those actors, so it's bloody well on his shoulders.
Jake was 10, and Natalie was 20?
As a ten year old I wouldn't have flinched.
As a ten year old I had soooooooooo much porn under my bed.
I kissed my first girl consensually with reciprocation (who was my own age ) when I was 5, so I really don't know what a 10 year old has to be slack-jawed about?
Intelligent people have always felt that the lack of a love interest in the first movie was like a splinter under their thumbnail.
Although if Padme and Obi-wan were kissing and Anikan beaned him in the back of the head with a wrench screaming "She's mine! Get your dirty (space)Scottish tongue out of Her!"
That might have tided me over?
Although, I doubt that Anikan would have been accepted by the Council unless Obi-wan had as much to lose, since he wasn't allowed to kiss girls either (is it a ban on love or a ban on sex? How do they make younglings? Maybe the children of jedi are scary powerful? Too scary. Imagine if you're a Jedi and the last part of the graduation ceremony is neutering?)
A grudge between the father and son dynamic playing tug of war over the same girl?
In all probability, Padme probably had an affair with Bail Organna, which is why he took one of the twins.
But imagine if Obiwan was Luke and Leia's real father?
How that would have changed the story in Return Jedi, when Vader found you that the good guys had played him as much as the Emperor?
The force Ghost of Alec Guinness "I stopped feeling guilty about this after you killed me."
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