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Should Padme and Anikan've made out sloppily in Phantom Menance?

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Guy Gardener

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Am I advocating Child pornography?

Lucas cast those actors, so it's bloody well on his shoulders.

Jake was 10, and Natalie was 20?

As a ten year old I wouldn't have flinched.

As a ten year old I had soooooooooo much porn under my bed.

I kissed my first girl consensually with reciprocation (who was my own age ) when I was 5, so I really don't know what a 10 year old has to be slack-jawed about?

Intelligent people have always felt that the lack of a love interest in the first movie was like a splinter under their thumbnail.

Although if Padme and Obi-wan were kissing and Anikan beaned him in the back of the head with a wrench screaming "She's mine! Get your dirty (space)Scottish tongue out of Her!"

That might have tided me over?

Although, I doubt that Anikan would have been accepted by the Council unless Obi-wan had as much to lose, since he wasn't allowed to kiss girls either (is it a ban on love or a ban on sex? How do they make younglings? Maybe the children of jedi are scary powerful? Too scary. Imagine if you're a Jedi and the last part of the graduation ceremony is neutering?)

A grudge between the father and son dynamic playing tug of war over the same girl?

In all probability, Padme probably had an affair with Bail Organna, which is why he took one of the twins.

But imagine if Obiwan was Luke and Leia's real father?

How that would have changed the story in Return Jedi, when Vader found you that the good guys had played him as much as the Emperor?

The force Ghost of Alec Guinness "I stopped feeling guilty about this after you killed me."
 
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I think it's safe to say that the one thing that could have made the prequels even worse, would be Guy cast as a 10-year-old Anakin Skywalker. People would have rioted and burned down the theaters. And do we want that? Well yeah, I do, but I assume most people don't.
But imagine if Obiwan was Luke and Leia's real father?
Forget the matches. This calls for tactical nukes.
 
I am not a sign of the Apocalypse.

Besides, these ideas have been bumping about the infosphere for decades.

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the wookies say hes pretty fly for a jedi.
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Cinco, Sies! You know its kinda hard waiting for that day in May,
Our searcher think hes cool cuz hell be first in line that day,
Hes not as smart as 3PO what happens when you stop,
But restless Obi-Wan, hes a jedi for our world!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
Hes so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks hes in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He wants to nail Queen Amadela up in outer-space,
Hes Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!

Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Give it to me Obi, a-ha a-ha!
Obi-Wan-Kenobi, a-ha a-ha!
And all the gungans say hes pretty fly for a jedi!

First there was Darth Vader, and now theres Darth Maul,
But hed be happy playing with the Jar-Jar big stall,
He fights the evil empire, completed Yodas task,
Hes looking for another chick that kick up it his ass!

He just cant wait, hes marked that day,
Hes so excited he he might hyperventilate,
Thinks hes in the scene on desert Tatooine,
Its his big day, its his big day!
Dressed in his place for a favour race,
He wants to nailplay it on the dollar looking at his face,
Hes Obi-Wan-Kenobi so,
Hey hey do that jedi thing!
 
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