Between Kim, Kes and Seven, I think that Kathy's urge to be a mother is running dry.
Been there, done that.
Been there, done that.
Should Janeway have been a mother?
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A stunted, incompetent mummy's boy, a slumber inducing witch who was as mad as a box of piss hats and an autistic sex robot with a penchant for tediousness men
Mummy failed. Mummy should stick to red setters
I wish Janeway was my mother.
Just to get this straight.
You know your dad in real life?
Nice bloke.
You want to wedge him into a surprise wedding with Kathryn, probably at gunpoint?
Question...
Are you aiming your shot gun at the bride or the groom?
You know your dad in real life?
Nice bloke.
You want to wedge him into a surprise wedding with Kathryn, probably at gunpoint?
Question...
Are you aiming your shot gun at the bride or the groom?
The bride.
But I don't care, she can just suck it up! It's my turn to get a Star Trek parent and I pick Janeway!
But I don't care, she can just suck it up! It's my turn to get a Star Trek parent and I pick Janeway!
Sisko is super dad, but I think Scotty would make the most fun father.
It's not alcoholism, it's a way of life.
It's not alcoholism, it's a way of life.
The way Sisko goes "aaah HEE HEE HEE" drives me nuts.
Kirk would send a lot of money home, out of guilt. That might work.
Kirk would send a lot of money home, out of guilt. That might work.
But every time you do that, there's %12 of you wondering if you're the hologram and the kid is real.
Teacake. No money in the future.
Teacake. No money in the future.
Which would be sad if she was working so hard to keep the family afloat.
Kate could have worked less and been well off considering what her job was.
Wait?
How old is her kid?
2 children to a marriage that started in 1982.
Her wiki listings says that she did a couple random episodes a year of nothing much in the 80s, but a crap load of live theatre.
Not Star Trek's fault.
With a good writing cast, there would be no problem with Janeway being a mother.
With the writing cast we got, it would have become the central narrative of her character. So it's a good thing she wasn't one.
With the writing cast we got, it would have become the central narrative of her character. So it's a good thing she wasn't one.
There's two ideas we should be playing with.
a. Janeway is already a mother.
a. Janeway is already a mother.
a1. Janeway's kids are adults in the AQ.
a2. Janeway's Kids are kids and still in the AQ
a3. Janeway's Kids are kids and in the DQ on Voyager.
a4. Janeway's kids are adults and in the DQ on Voyager.
b. Janeway becomes pregnant on Voyager in the DQ.a2. Janeway's Kids are kids and still in the AQ
a3. Janeway's Kids are kids and in the DQ on Voyager.
a4. Janeway's kids are adults and in the DQ on Voyager.
b1. Janeway becomes repeatedly pregnant on Voyager in the DQ.
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Teacake. No money in the future.
Meh, there's something to be gained from getting impregnated by a LEGEND as opposed to some warp coil scrubber boy.
We cannot allow reality to taint our Trek.
I knew it! I knew Trek had a taint!
You just have to decide which series is your personal asshole.
Which series is the asshole, and which series is the junk.
Anatomically the taint is the deserted strip inbetween your junk and your asshole.
Anatomically the taint is the deserted strip inbetween your junk and your asshole.
TOS is the junk because it is hot.
VOY is the asshole according to all these people who infest internet land who have no sense of camp or joy or colour or play. They just don't like the back door, it's embarrassing and this is science fiction which is serious business.
TNG is a tainted wasteland of boringness. It has none of the hotness and none of the hilarity of its closest neighbours.
Picard would never make a fart joke.
VOY is the asshole according to all these people who infest internet land who have no sense of camp or joy or colour or play. They just don't like the back door, it's embarrassing and this is science fiction which is serious business.
TNG is a tainted wasteland of boringness. It has none of the hotness and none of the hilarity of its closest neighbours.
Picard would never make a fart joke.
Picard is a fart joke.
