One morning recently a young woman got out of bed slipped into her robe, raised the shade, uncovered the parrot, put on the coffee pot, answered the phone.
She heard an masculine voice say; "Hello, honey. My ship just hit port and I'm coming right over."
So the young lady took the coffee pot off the stove, covered up the parrot, pulled down the shade, took off her robe, got into bed, and heard the parrot mumble, "Kee-rist, what a short fucking day that was!"
That should be my last one of 2009
Let’s not forget to raise a glass to absent friends and remember the good times had with them as we ring in the New Year, and never forget them. Have a Happy New Year, and get home safe and sound from where ever you may be.Cheers!!
She heard an masculine voice say; "Hello, honey. My ship just hit port and I'm coming right over."
So the young lady took the coffee pot off the stove, covered up the parrot, pulled down the shade, took off her robe, got into bed, and heard the parrot mumble, "Kee-rist, what a short fucking day that was!"
That should be my last one of 2009
Let’s not forget to raise a glass to absent friends and remember the good times had with them as we ring in the New Year, and never forget them. Have a Happy New Year, and get home safe and sound from where ever you may be.Cheers!!
