Things were going very well indeed, until somebody cut...
"The Wire"
That is only funny if you know that my second book is titled
Cutting the Wire. It's not even remotely Trek related.
I've spent all day writing about a new
Las Vegas development, and it's hard to transition back into Trek. Bear with me.
Oh, and something I forgot to mention about "The Maquis." Dukat chowing down on pickles with a maple syrup chaser. Watch him eat, and tell me I'm wrong.
So we sit down to watch "The Wire." I literally squeal with delight when I see that it begins with Garak and Basir strolling down the Promenade.
Then we find out that Garak's a drug addict--well, it's not drugs, but close enough. Andrew Robinson does a stellar job here. Sometimes he's quiet, sometimes he's raving. His withdrawal scene isn't nearly as disturbing as
Trainspotting, and I'm quietly grateful.
Bashir really steps it up here, doing some spywork with Odo. It's funny how post 9/11/Patriot Act Odo's snooping seems a lot less funny, particularly his, "should I be watching you?" comment.
Then Bashir goes off to see Enabran Tain. And things go horribly wrong.
Bashir gets Tain to agree to tell him how to save Garak. Then he does the Columbo "just one more thing" thing and asks about Elim.
Tain chuckles and says that Garak is a master of "obfuscation as always. Elim
The DVD freezes at 41:12 into the episode. No shit. At the climax of the story, just as we're about to get the big reveal, the DVD freezes. I try to run it back, then run it forward. It simmers for a few seconds, then up pops the Paramount logo and the "dun...dun. dundundun dun!" fanfare.
My wife and I both collapse into hysterical laughter.
After 15 minutes of trying to clean the DVD and get it to work, we're no better off.
Yeah, I could easily go to MA and see who Elim is, but I want to enjoy seeing the reveal. So I'm going to get a new DVD sent to me.
We aren't totally sure who Elim is.
My wife says it's actually Garak.
I think she might be right, or it's Garak's real brother, or Garak's family's hereditary enemy who he was never friends with, or the Cardassian Santa Claus (or Easter Bunny), or the Cardassian equivalent of Oddysses' "NoMan" reply to the Cyclops.
This was simultaneously the funniest, and most frustrating thing, that's ever happened to me while watching Trek.