I like pie.
Can we work that in?
"Damn, this pie is TASTY."
Can we work that in?
"Damn, this pie is TASTY."
Shatner/Ellison to make competing Trek Film!
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Hey dudes, as long as the Shat isn't shown onscreen pimping the latest and greatest 24th century video game like he's currently doing in real life, then I'd see it too.
I hope he does a musical piece somewhere in this film as well. Maybe a "Lucy in the Sky" medley combined with some of his poetry. The man is a garden of talents.
I think I'll watch this one instead.
Which leads us to one of Shat's/Kirk's many catch phrases in this film...
...upon seeing the Communist Nazi Romulan Borg from the future, Kirk turns around and says outloud to himself, "Communist Nazi Romulan Borg from the future. I hate those guys."
Don't forget the part where Majel Barrett, playing the Nazi Borg Queen (gotta love the costume BTW, think Mortica Adams meets Alice Krige as the Queen and all of this in jackbooted stilletto heels! woot!) says, "Double dumb ass on you." Kirk will, of course, kiss the girl...
I'm looking forward to the bit where a CGI Ray Milland puts too many drops into his eyes and starts to see though the script.
He is. It's in an updated report.
Of course, Spiner isn't available, so Shatner has to play Data as well.
When he heard about the makeup, he said "I've always wanted to try being a mime" and nobody had the heart to explain what and who Data is.
Expect lots of android silence and gesturing, with a generous dose of dramatic pauses.
That's because security is that tight surrounding this project. The only legit sources can come from my staff over at TrekMoveZ.com.
See, they want it to be a complete surprise when it comes out. They are going to the point where they are taking their production people, bound and gagged, to the production houses. They will do their job and after they finish a portion of there work, they are killed, execution style. They want no leaks to come from the set.
According to my sources, Latt is on the execution list as well towards the end of production. Unfortunately, he probably doesn't know it yet.
They were trying to get her for the part, but Barrett's asking price was far too high. Right now, they are seeking out Britney Spears for the role.
Actually, that is from an older, updated report. In truth, the cut the Data appearance because Shat learned that he was killed in the previous movie. When TrekMoveZ mentioned that, since this appears to be a prequel, Data would technically be alive, Shatner claimed that it's a reboot w/ no use for Data. Our interviewers then mentioned how, in previous interviews, Shatner said that it'll fall within the same continuity, to which Shatner replied "Of course. This movie is." We brought up Data again and Shanter, once again, replied "It's a reboot."
This went on for a while before we got Shatner to admit that the Data part was then rewritten to simply be a mime that will have random monologues in the movie.
We didn't bother to question that statement.
Is Kirk going to wear a TOS miniskirt also?
Will the Guardian of Forever be in it?
There is simply no end to the injustice you must endure.
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