Seven Words in TNG

[Triskelion]

!" sang the captain's vulcan-helmeted cabinboy, T'Nille,

 

[Orac]

as he prepared the Captain's personal probe

 

[Triskelion]

Worf enhanced. It immediately rocketed off course

 

[Orac]

causing the lad to curse vehemently in

 

[Timewalker]

lolspeak. "Yu canNAWT has cheezburger!" he shouted.

 

[Disco]

"Shut up Wesley!" screamed Beverley.

"I'm not

 

[Timewalker]

impressed by such foul language! Young man,

 

[Triskelion]

There's no need to feel down.
I said,

 

[Orac]

are you paying attention to me?"

"What?"

 

[Disco]

"Anyone for meatballs?" sang Troi.

"Shut up Wesley!"

 

[Orac]

"Captains Log Stardate Four Three Zero Two

 

[Disco]

point eleventy nine. We are approaching a

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

planet with naked Beverly clones sunbathing on

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

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