Seven Words in TNG

and the prizes that the winner will

 

win are terrible fun toys with each...

 

one designed just like an old 20th

 

century electric vibrator.

"I want one!" squealed

 

Guinan. This revelation made everyone want to

 

flatulate in unison and start up the...

 

petition for Guinan's dismissal. Picard knew it

 

was his solemn duty to flatulate longest

 

and keep the crew distracted until the

 

El-Aurian made it back to ten forward.

 

Guinan had centuries of experience with partying

 

and making quick exits too. Once, she

 

tricked one of her cousins into going

 

to a christening dressed as Satan for

 

Santa outfit the water broke thru the...

 

inner bulkhead leading Geordi to believe that

 

his visor would kill him horrifically. So

 

he took it off and scanned the

 

water, it was polluted with fecal matter

 

from half a dozen different humanoid species