Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
be complete before Guinan begins pouring drinks
for this evening's party in Ten Forward.
Riker was getting ornerier than an Ornaran
who had used Risan aphrodisiacs and eats
big old bowls of butts for breakfast
, and that was the kind of food
that had Data scouring the computer library
to see if this was practiced anywhere.
Federation records had no files on any
buttock breakfasts, but Riker's internet history was
filled with links to butt recipes and
an archive of images so huge that
it would take a lifetime to see
all of the pictures, and some of
them were of Riker's own hairy buttocks.
Will had once let his Academy classmates
rank it and it was named "The
roundest and hairiest in the Star Fleet."
Picard caught a glimpse of these files
"Very nice Number One, how do you
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