Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Soongone. "He's making fun of me!!" Picard
decided that Soongone would be gone soon.
That sentence made Riker laugh very loud.
Soongone (played by Adam Sandler) sadly left
. He learned a valuable lesson, though:
"Don't make fun of the captain's baldness."
Picard was unforgiving sometimes, and his hair
was eaten by a crocodile during a
visit in Louisiana where Sisko invited him.
"I went there for the shrimp po'boys,"
Picard thought that someone pushed him toward
a huge pot of gumbo
and that's when he fell in the
hot tub filled with lithe, giggling, attractive
dolphins of the cetacean institute, bald headed
and living the life of a natural
animal of the sea. Picard loved them
in a way that can't be described
and shouldn't be re-enacted, for he was
also too hungry to rightly know when
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