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replied, "No, you're bat-shit insane, Number One!"
"thank you sir" riker said beaming with
misplaced pride. "My simulation is wicked cool!"
"Where's the bedroom?" cooed Lwaxana, looking around
for a place to finally bed Picard .
"I am, dear. Mr. Homn,
lurch my things over there -" she pointed.
Mr. Homm hulred Lwaxana's heavy luggage about,
"That's a kitchen table..."
"Yes, now Jean-Luc,
in that suitcase is a most sensual
device that i picked up from Vulcan
from a lesbian Horta. She was
hard as a rock in all the
right places. Attach it to the table
and it can slobber with the screams
of a thousand decadent minds pulsing in
orgasmic joy!" Lwaxana beamed, twirling her thong.
Picard responded by creating a dozen holographic
Knights Templar to protect him from Lwaxana.
However, she became highly aroused as they
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